"Boys playing with nuclear toys!!!"

The BRITT nookier(JIMMY'afraid-of-wabbits-i-am'CARTER pronounciation of 'NUCLEAR') sub VANGARD collided with the FRENCH nookier sub Le TRIOMPHANT in deep waters of the ATLANTIC this past week. This is little more than 'boys playing with nuclear toys' to paraphrase the line from the JAMES BOND flick 'GOLDENEYE'!!! NO MAJOR DAMAGE WAS REPORTED ALTHOUGH THE 'FROG' SUB NEEDED HELP TO RETURN TO ITS BASE.