Dear Lewis aka Zyskandar,

Today is the two month anniversary of your death.

Today the beans are up, the peas are inches and the pumpkins for the children are showing.

Today the Red Sox who you thought were strong are showing poorly.

Today the oil spill (which if you were here)( you would be paying for) has not stopped.

Today the North Koreans are gnashing their teeth.

Today we are clearly inching closer to an economic meltdown. Classic deflation should be the words in the idiot media language, but they need to protect jobs and the bottom line.

Today I am trying to find a moment when you are not trying to drive me crazy.