Get this - 'GLOBAL WARMING' - on MARS???

Scientists predict MARS will lose its SOUTHERN ICE CAP due to 'GLOBAL WARMING'!!! WOW!!! IMAGINE THAT!!! Must be all those CO2 and other man-made pollutants in the atmosphere!!! WHOOPS - SORRY - THERE ARE NO 'PEOPLE' TO POLLUTE MARS YET - MUST BE THOSE DAMN MARTIANS WITH THEIR POLLUTING MARTIAN SPACECRAFT AND CARS!!! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!! They those MARTIANS probably use too much toilet-paper right SHERYL CROWS-A-LOT???