DOW soars above 13000+++!!!

The DOW JONES AVERAGE 'soared' easily above 13000+++ today for the first time ever!!! Of course the 'naysayers' and pseudo-socialists-communists-douchebag wannabes warned the DOW is sure to correct itself soon!!! JOINING WERE THE 'ASSHOLE NATIONAL MEDIA' BY NOT FEATURING THIS WONDERFUL ECONOMIC NEWS!!! Obviously waiting for BITCH HILLARY to take credit for this 'mahvelous economy'!!! COMPANIES THAT EXPORT 'GOOD/SERVICES TO EUROPE' SHOULD DO EXTREMELY WELL WITH THE 'WEAKNESS' OF THE DOLLAR COMPARED TO EUROS AND OTHER EUROPEAN CURRENCIES!!! GO 'AMERICAN PRODUCTS' - SELL THOSE PRODUCTS TO EUROPEANS!!! GREAT FOR EUROPEANS WHO WANT TO VISIT/BUY STUFF IN THE U.S.!!! YIPPEE!!! HOORAY FOR THE BUSH ECONOMY!!!