CONGRESSMAN VITO FOSSELLA 'wins' the E-L-I-O-T SPITZER SCHMUCK AWARD!!!

Longtime REPUBLICANT CONGRESSMAN VITO FOSSELLA [U.S. REP from 'gumbaland' aka STATEN ISLAND] was arrested for DUI offenses last week and had his 'girlfriend' pick-him up at the police station along with their year-old child. VITO's wife did not know about the other woman or the child. Well VITO you receive the E-L-I-O-T SPITZ AWARD for NEW YORK SCHMUCK having the 'BIGGEST BALLS and SMALLEST BRAIN AWARD' in NEW YORK this month!!![As we are sure there are more dumb REPUBLICANT SCHMUCKS like you around!!!] WAY TO GO VITO - PROVE TO ALL OF US - THAT DEMBHOLES ARE NOT THE ONLY DUMB DIPSHITS AROUND!!!