Why does the 'ASSHOLE NATIONAL MEDIA' get so much 'NEWS' wrong???

Can anyone explain to me why the 'Asshole National Media' get so many 'facts' wrong??? Latest examples are: the story of a boy kidnapped at gunpoint in ST. PETERSBURG, FL. Instead of his correct age given as 13 - we were originally reported/told his age was 10. Not a big deal you say yet this is all too common!!! Inaccurate facts!!! The new BOSTON RED SOX pitcher DAISUKE(pronounced 'dice-kay') MATSUZAKA was credited with throwin a batting-practice pitch at 103 M.P.H. Unfortunately he threw 103 total pitches - NOT ONE PITCH AT 103 M.P.H.!!! Not a big deal you say??? That is if you are not a RED SOX NATION fan??? Is tis why the NYSlimes refuses to print lottery results??? The NYSlimes knows knows knows some clown like JAYSON BLAIR, or PATRICIA SMITH, or say DAN RATHERNOT will get the numbers wrong or make-up their own numbers for that day??? Imagine if they were reorting on a big story like IRAQ, or politics, or a court case like the LIBBY FARCE, or something crucial like DICKHEAD & BITCH selling/giving secrets away???