PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA states that the UNITED STATES military will wthdraw from IRAQ and cease combat operations by August 31, 2010. But -BUTT - the UNITED STATES will leave 50,000 troops there - do you really think 50,000 men+women with weapons will not engage in combat operations???
PREZ BUTTHEAD-BARRY-the-1st states that 95% of TAXPAYERS will receive a TAX CUT of $13DOLLARS-A-WEEK starting this APRIL. But - BUTT - this 'TAX CUT' is actually a TAX CREDIT and will be billed to us on next year's income tax in a lump sum - not weekly!!!
PREZ BARRY'incurably-fraudulent'OBAMA states that with an increase of $3TRILLION DOLLARS that he claims isn't PORK STIMULUS SHIT - 'the OBAMA' will cut the deficit by 50%!!! 'the OBAMA' will also walk on the waters before JEFFERSON's monument while 'SHARING-the-WEALTH' others have generated
with the 'minorities'+feckless MARXIST IDIOTS that are his political base along with 'guilty' WHITE DEMBHOLES embracing this BLACK FRAUD although he went to COLUMBIA+HARVARD!!!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
the alternative universe of BARRY OBAMA...
In this world created by PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishoenest'OBAMA, budget deficits are 'solved' by spending-spending-spending ridiculous monies on PORK-ROLL DEMBHOLE SHIT while telling everyone 'HE' will cut the budget deficit by 2011 in half!!! VOTERS=STOOPID SUCKAHS will believe anything from this IMMACULATE BLACK 'MAGYK-NEGRO' via COLUMBIA and HARVARD LAW.
In this alternative universe - class warfare is the name of the game with SENATUIRDS&REPREHENSIBLES who have never accomplished anything controlling businesses they know nothing about - ie, banking, auto manufacturing, the private plane industry, even the 'court system' being able to renegotiate mortgage contracts, all aspects of climate control, cap&trade ridiculousaness on the fraud of 'GLOBAL WARMING', the salaries of anyone connected with the government. IT IS NOW PERMISSIBLE TO YELL AND SCREAM ABOUT ANYONE'S RATE OF COMPENSATION OR SALARY. CAPITALISM is now evil and SOCIALISM is good.
In this alternative universe - troop withdrawal means leaving 50,000 AMERILAN MILITARY in IRAQ - while transferring most US servicepersonnel to AFGHANISTAN!!!
****OBAMA's latest LIE****In BUTTHEAD-BARRY-the-1st speak TAX CUTS are actually TAX CREDITS which will have to be declared as TAX INCOME [all $600 dollars of this supposed TAX CUT!!!] next year. As 'Texas Guinan' used to greet customers to her speak-easy: "Hello and welcome suckers!!!"****
In PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA speak there is no PORK in the DEMBHOLE STIMULIUS SHIT BILL. REALLY. What about those PORK 'EARMARKS' for field mice, for rail lines, for green golf carts, for STD&FAMILY PLANNING, over 4000 PORK EARMARKS for your fellow DEMBHOLE DOUCHESBAGS!!!
Greetings from the alternative universe where everything is a LIE told to you by the GREAT LIAR & ENSLAVER of FREEDOMS the MARXIST TAX OVERSEER - PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest&fraudulent'OBAMA. [But he went to HARVARD how could this happen we now owe $3TRILLION DOLLARS for DUMB-DEMBHOLE SHIT???]
You voted in this MARXIST MANIAC and you were warned - but your guilt at what WHITES did to BLACKS in this nation overcame your reason. NOW YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN ARE 'ENSLAVED' WITH HIGHER DEBT/TAXES AND LOSS OF YOUR FREEDOMS. Should have remembered that DEMBHOLES were 'Copperheads' during the 'War-of-the-Southern-States-Rebellion' and should never be trusted - except to turn to MARXISM/SOCIALISM and people like the OBAMA - as our new STALIN - an ultimate BLACK DICTATOR and DESPOT!!!(REPUBLICANTS find someone to 'run' against this ASSHOLE or we will have to endure another 4 years of this MARXIST MORON and his plans to SHARE-the-WEALTH with everyone except those who imagined it/who earned it/generated it!!!)
In this alternative universe - class warfare is the name of the game with SENATUIRDS&REPREHENSIBLES who have never accomplished anything controlling businesses they know nothing about - ie, banking, auto manufacturing, the private plane industry, even the 'court system' being able to renegotiate mortgage contracts, all aspects of climate control, cap&trade ridiculousaness on the fraud of 'GLOBAL WARMING', the salaries of anyone connected with the government. IT IS NOW PERMISSIBLE TO YELL AND SCREAM ABOUT ANYONE'S RATE OF COMPENSATION OR SALARY. CAPITALISM is now evil and SOCIALISM is good.
In this alternative universe - troop withdrawal means leaving 50,000 AMERILAN MILITARY in IRAQ - while transferring most US servicepersonnel to AFGHANISTAN!!!
****OBAMA's latest LIE****In BUTTHEAD-BARRY-the-1st speak TAX CUTS are actually TAX CREDITS which will have to be declared as TAX INCOME [all $600 dollars of this supposed TAX CUT!!!] next year. As 'Texas Guinan' used to greet customers to her speak-easy: "Hello and welcome suckers!!!"****
In PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA speak there is no PORK in the DEMBHOLE STIMULIUS SHIT BILL. REALLY. What about those PORK 'EARMARKS' for field mice, for rail lines, for green golf carts, for STD&FAMILY PLANNING, over 4000 PORK EARMARKS for your fellow DEMBHOLE DOUCHESBAGS!!!
Greetings from the alternative universe where everything is a LIE told to you by the GREAT LIAR & ENSLAVER of FREEDOMS the MARXIST TAX OVERSEER - PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest&fraudulent'OBAMA. [But he went to HARVARD how could this happen we now owe $3TRILLION DOLLARS for DUMB-DEMBHOLE SHIT???]
You voted in this MARXIST MANIAC and you were warned - but your guilt at what WHITES did to BLACKS in this nation overcame your reason. NOW YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN ARE 'ENSLAVED' WITH HIGHER DEBT/TAXES AND LOSS OF YOUR FREEDOMS. Should have remembered that DEMBHOLES were 'Copperheads' during the 'War-of-the-Southern-States-Rebellion' and should never be trusted - except to turn to MARXISM/SOCIALISM and people like the OBAMA - as our new STALIN - an ultimate BLACK DICTATOR and DESPOT!!!(REPUBLICANTS find someone to 'run' against this ASSHOLE or we will have to endure another 4 years of this MARXIST MORON and his plans to SHARE-the-WEALTH with everyone except those who imagined it/who earned it/generated it!!!)
will we see 'MANNY being MANNY' this BEISBOL SEASON???
Manny being Manny
Manny Ramirez
Manny Ramirez
# 24 at play near FENWAY’S GREEN MONSTER
galumphing along
as if in a field of buttercups
enchanted with the motion of bright butterflies
RED SOX # 24
takes his time
A large ox-like creature
Uniform always askew
never ‘crisp’ like a head of lettuce
or starched white shirt
Sometime using ‘visits’ to relieve himself
inside the hidden recesses of the sacred verdant tin-wall
Manny just being Manny
returns the ball to the infield
Awkward in the field unconcerned
just galumphing along
AND THEN
Manny at bat#24 becomes a fearsome hitter
His eyes darken with intent
a true student of rapping out hits
a keen eye at the plate
works the pitch-count
from atop his 6foot 5inch frame
Dreadlocks fly in disarray
at the force of his swing
as if he were some different galumpher
Arms outsretched heavenward in triumph
after another home-run
while he just stands watching nightly cheers fade
just memories
along with the transient sparkle of millions
Manny just being Manny
Manny Ramirez
Manny Ramirez
# 24 at play near FENWAY’S GREEN MONSTER
galumphing along
as if in a field of buttercups
enchanted with the motion of bright butterflies
RED SOX # 24
takes his time
A large ox-like creature
Uniform always askew
never ‘crisp’ like a head of lettuce
or starched white shirt
Sometime using ‘visits’ to relieve himself
inside the hidden recesses of the sacred verdant tin-wall
Manny just being Manny
returns the ball to the infield
Awkward in the field unconcerned
just galumphing along
AND THEN
Manny at bat#24 becomes a fearsome hitter
His eyes darken with intent
a true student of rapping out hits
a keen eye at the plate
works the pitch-count
from atop his 6foot 5inch frame
Dreadlocks fly in disarray
at the force of his swing
as if he were some different galumpher
Arms outsretched heavenward in triumph
after another home-run
while he just stands watching nightly cheers fade
just memories
along with the transient sparkle of millions
Manny just being Manny
Thursday, February 26, 2009
for BLACK HISTORY month + BEISBOL SEASON...
In Cuba - they play the same game
At sun drenched Junco beisbol stadium
amid a backdrop of palm trees
in this repeatedly self-proclaimed people's government
free of imperialismos,
the Cienfuegos Henequeneros battle
on the field against
the home town Havana Sugar Kings.
Cigar smoking fans, factory workers
and field hands mostly, sit under
straw hats while eyeing pretty muchachas
whose skin sweats from excitement.
These young women simmer
almost to the boiling point
waiting for an appearance
by the league's pitching star.
The Kings el premiero lanzadore de besbol,
Rudolpho Vascancellos. Rudi. ..Rudi ...Rudi
they stand and shout at Rudi...Rudi...Rudi
hoping he will acknowledge their passion
and pent-up desires. Rudi is a Cuban version
of Randy Johnson, or Roger Clemens, or Pedro Martinez.
When Rudi takes the mound, listening to shouts
of Poncholo-Poncholo-Poncholo echo from fans
demanding strike-outs, strike-outs, and more strike-outs.
Showing his superiority and machismo.
Handsome, light-skinned, his arms and legs whipping
with lean fluid motion as he fires pelotas past
stunned batters who with lesser throwers
rap out honrons or glide into second
with easy doubles. But with Rudi -
these les hombres hits merely swing
and miss. Swing and miss. And then sit
as if like everything else, toilet paper
or butter or free speech - hits were rationed.
Awed schoolboys, 'Young Pioneers' taught
and outfitted in political blue monochrome,
have stood in lines waiting for tickets
to stand in other lines waiting for seats,
holding beaten leather mitts waiting for
autographs from Rudi...Rudi...Rudi...
But first up, the visiting Henequeneros bateadors.
Hitting lead-off, a short very dark young man
whose family origins on this isle began shortly after
Columbus from the hold of a slave ship.
The hitter taps his cleats professional style
and steps into the batter's box.
Rudi delivers a fast ball shoe-top high.
The umpire who traces his pure blood
from the 15th century conqueror Diaz
smiles as he yells the strike.
The batter turns and glares.
In Cuba - they play the same game.
At sun drenched Junco beisbol stadium
amid a backdrop of palm trees
in this repeatedly self-proclaimed people's government
free of imperialismos,
the Cienfuegos Henequeneros battle
on the field against
the home town Havana Sugar Kings.
Cigar smoking fans, factory workers
and field hands mostly, sit under
straw hats while eyeing pretty muchachas
whose skin sweats from excitement.
These young women simmer
almost to the boiling point
waiting for an appearance
by the league's pitching star.
The Kings el premiero lanzadore de besbol,
Rudolpho Vascancellos. Rudi. ..Rudi ...Rudi
they stand and shout at Rudi...Rudi...Rudi
hoping he will acknowledge their passion
and pent-up desires. Rudi is a Cuban version
of Randy Johnson, or Roger Clemens, or Pedro Martinez.
When Rudi takes the mound, listening to shouts
of Poncholo-Poncholo-Poncholo echo from fans
demanding strike-outs, strike-outs, and more strike-outs.
Showing his superiority and machismo.
Handsome, light-skinned, his arms and legs whipping
with lean fluid motion as he fires pelotas past
stunned batters who with lesser throwers
rap out honrons or glide into second
with easy doubles. But with Rudi -
these les hombres hits merely swing
and miss. Swing and miss. And then sit
as if like everything else, toilet paper
or butter or free speech - hits were rationed.
Awed schoolboys, 'Young Pioneers' taught
and outfitted in political blue monochrome,
have stood in lines waiting for tickets
to stand in other lines waiting for seats,
holding beaten leather mitts waiting for
autographs from Rudi...Rudi...Rudi...
But first up, the visiting Henequeneros bateadors.
Hitting lead-off, a short very dark young man
whose family origins on this isle began shortly after
Columbus from the hold of a slave ship.
The hitter taps his cleats professional style
and steps into the batter's box.
Rudi delivers a fast ball shoe-top high.
The umpire who traces his pure blood
from the 15th century conqueror Diaz
smiles as he yells the strike.
The batter turns and glares.
In Cuba - they play the same game.
How big a FOOL is VEEP BIDEN???
Comik-fart-sidekick VEEP JOE'it-was-a-hairplug-not-a-brain-transplant-rhetorical-flourishes-outta-my-bunghole'BIDEN sought to diminish REPUBLICANT Governor BOBBY JINDAL of Lousiana by stating that under JINDAL:"...Lousiana was losing 400 jobs a day!!!" WRONG. THIS IS AN OUTRIGHT LIE AND FALSEHOOD. Under Governor JINDAL - LOUISIANA is busily adding jobs/workers according to the Lousiana Bureau of EMPLOYMENT. ARE YOU REALLY THAT STOOPID 'HAIRPLUG'JOE - OR JUST THAT STOOPIDLY PARTISAN??? FOOKN MORON!!! Some VEEP huh??? Ha.[Or don't your scummy sons & brother have any corrupt deals in Louisiana???] Ha.
The new 'ELITE' klass in the SOCIALIST-STATES-of-AMERIKA...
With the elektion of PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA, the SOCIALIST-STATES-of-AMERIKA; at the apeothis of this trend 'voters'have highlighted elekting people of little ability or accomplishment. Mr. OBAMA graduated from IVEY LEAGUE schools and was elekted to then be a US SENATURD. He has no other accomplishments or achievements.
US SENATURD JOHN'the-old-fool'McCAIN was elekted largely on the largesse of his second wife's beer fortune!!! Yes, we are indebted to Mr. McCAIN's military service - And NO a 'hero' is not merely a prisoner-of-war in the HANOI HILTON!!! Every bill/proposal by SENATURD McCAIN has resulted in near catastrophic consequences for the UNITED STATES!!![IE - McCAIN/FEINGOLD - failed to restrict campaign contributions, McCAIN/KENNEDY - would legalize ILEGAL IMMIGRATION. CAP&TRADE - the ultimate SCAM to appease the 'GLOBAL WARMING WHACKOOS'!!!] THIS MAN IS NOTHING BUT AN OLD FOOL.
MADAM HILLARY"...asbestos-pants-suits"CINTON - was elekted a US SENATURD because people 'pitied' her because DICKHEAD made her eat-shit all those years in the WHITE HOUSE for which SHE WAS EQUALLY COMPLICIT!!! Aceepting illegal monies, influence, knowing of her pretend-husband's infidileties and illegal 'deals'. Now she was made SECRETARY-of-STATE having never accomplished anything except surviving her and DICKHEAD's calumnies.
US SENATURD ARLEN SPECTER - elekted by the monied-JEWS of CVS to which he bows his head in leashed servitude. Or perhaps it is all the cancer drugs which have warped his mind - if there ever was one there???
US SENATURD CHARLES'chuck-the-schmuck'SCHUMER - was 'caught' cheating at HARVARD LAW but his patron bought this 'indiscretion' off with a large donation. CHUCK'the-schmuck' most recently stated of the STIMULUS SHIT-ROLL :"...that AMERIKANS don't care about the PORK that is in this bill!!!".
US SENATURD CHIRS'ise-got-me-a-mortgage-discount-from-Countrywide'DODD - the son of the only SENATURD so vile, so nefarious, so villainous; that his own party the DEMBHOLES refused to put his name as a sitting SENATURD for renomination. LIKE FATHER LIKE SON EH???? DODD has taken favors, loans, monies from various companies and from FANNIE-MAE&FREDDIE-MAC - who supposedly he was investigating for FRAUD and other ILLICIT ACTS!!!
REPREHENSIBLE NANCY'sphincter-of-the-House-of-Fools'PELOSI - a daughter of the D'ELASANDRO family of thieves/fraudsters/corrupt-POLS/HACKS of BALTIMORE believes she is entitled to her own plane and staff for vacations/trips to see the POPE no less all on TAXPAYER'S MONIES!!!
US PREPREHENSIBLE BARNEY'play-with-my-schmeckle-get-a-loan'FRANK - chairman of House-of-Fools BANK COMMITTE went to HARVARD LAW on the people of MASSACHUSETTS money. Was convicted of letting a male prostitute 'operate' out of his home and FEDERAL OFFICE!!!
Comik-fart-sidekick VEEP JOE'it-was-a-hairplug-not-a-brain-transplant-rhetorical-flourishes-outta-my-bunghole'BIDEN who is linked to illicit 'deals' for his sons&brother while being 'named' SUPERVISOR-of-the-STIMULUS-SHIT-MONIES. He is a certified MORON who knows nothing about CONSTITUTIONAL LAW which he claims to be a 'scholar'. 'Hair-plug'JOE likens himself to JON VOIGHT or WALLACE BERRY's movie roles in 'THE CHAMP'.
US REPREHENSIBLE CHARLES'ise-bankrupted-the-Apollo-with-scummy-deals/contracts-for-me+friends'RANGEL who refused to pay taxes on his properties in FLORIDA+THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC+favors on property in NYC was named of course CHAIRMAN of the TAX RECONSIDERATIONS OF OBAMA's INFALLIBILITY SEMINARS!!! RANGEL should be in jail for his purposeful illegalities.
These elekted officials have established 'sinecures' where they have placed themselves above the LAW.
Both DEMBHOLES and REPUBLICANTS have participated in this abuse of authority, reason, law for the purposes of profiting mightily from their elekted status.
This STIMULUS-SHIT-BILL will further erode our precious freedoms with crushing HIGHER-TAXES and DICTATORIAL DEMANDS that encumber all of this magykical 'free money' from the divinely consecrated PREZ BUTTHEAD-BARRY-the-1st.
Only US SENATURD ROBERT'bring-back-the-KKK'BYRD has stated that these willful proclamations by PREZ OBAMA & his lackeys are in violation of the UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION and border on TOTALIATERIANISM!!! GOOD FOR YOU - BOBBY'KKK'BYRD YOU SEE THE DANGER IN MANIC MARXISM!!! All hail PREZ BARRY'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA our new STALIN!!!
YES YOU ELEKTED ALL THESE SHITS. NOW WHAT???
US SENATURD JOHN'the-old-fool'McCAIN was elekted largely on the largesse of his second wife's beer fortune!!! Yes, we are indebted to Mr. McCAIN's military service - And NO a 'hero' is not merely a prisoner-of-war in the HANOI HILTON!!! Every bill/proposal by SENATURD McCAIN has resulted in near catastrophic consequences for the UNITED STATES!!![IE - McCAIN/FEINGOLD - failed to restrict campaign contributions, McCAIN/KENNEDY - would legalize ILEGAL IMMIGRATION. CAP&TRADE - the ultimate SCAM to appease the 'GLOBAL WARMING WHACKOOS'!!!] THIS MAN IS NOTHING BUT AN OLD FOOL.
MADAM HILLARY"...asbestos-pants-suits"CINTON - was elekted a US SENATURD because people 'pitied' her because DICKHEAD made her eat-shit all those years in the WHITE HOUSE for which SHE WAS EQUALLY COMPLICIT!!! Aceepting illegal monies, influence, knowing of her pretend-husband's infidileties and illegal 'deals'. Now she was made SECRETARY-of-STATE having never accomplished anything except surviving her and DICKHEAD's calumnies.
US SENATURD ARLEN SPECTER - elekted by the monied-JEWS of CVS to which he bows his head in leashed servitude. Or perhaps it is all the cancer drugs which have warped his mind - if there ever was one there???
US SENATURD CHARLES'chuck-the-schmuck'SCHUMER - was 'caught' cheating at HARVARD LAW but his patron bought this 'indiscretion' off with a large donation. CHUCK'the-schmuck' most recently stated of the STIMULUS SHIT-ROLL :"...that AMERIKANS don't care about the PORK that is in this bill!!!".
US SENATURD CHIRS'ise-got-me-a-mortgage-discount-from-Countrywide'DODD - the son of the only SENATURD so vile, so nefarious, so villainous; that his own party the DEMBHOLES refused to put his name as a sitting SENATURD for renomination. LIKE FATHER LIKE SON EH???? DODD has taken favors, loans, monies from various companies and from FANNIE-MAE&FREDDIE-MAC - who supposedly he was investigating for FRAUD and other ILLICIT ACTS!!!
REPREHENSIBLE NANCY'sphincter-of-the-House-of-Fools'PELOSI - a daughter of the D'ELASANDRO family of thieves/fraudsters/corrupt-POLS/HACKS of BALTIMORE believes she is entitled to her own plane and staff for vacations/trips to see the POPE no less all on TAXPAYER'S MONIES!!!
US PREPREHENSIBLE BARNEY'play-with-my-schmeckle-get-a-loan'FRANK - chairman of House-of-Fools BANK COMMITTE went to HARVARD LAW on the people of MASSACHUSETTS money. Was convicted of letting a male prostitute 'operate' out of his home and FEDERAL OFFICE!!!
Comik-fart-sidekick VEEP JOE'it-was-a-hairplug-not-a-brain-transplant-rhetorical-flourishes-outta-my-bunghole'BIDEN who is linked to illicit 'deals' for his sons&brother while being 'named' SUPERVISOR-of-the-STIMULUS-SHIT-MONIES. He is a certified MORON who knows nothing about CONSTITUTIONAL LAW which he claims to be a 'scholar'. 'Hair-plug'JOE likens himself to JON VOIGHT or WALLACE BERRY's movie roles in 'THE CHAMP'.
US REPREHENSIBLE CHARLES'ise-bankrupted-the-Apollo-with-scummy-deals/contracts-for-me+friends'RANGEL who refused to pay taxes on his properties in FLORIDA+THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC+favors on property in NYC was named of course CHAIRMAN of the TAX RECONSIDERATIONS OF OBAMA's INFALLIBILITY SEMINARS!!! RANGEL should be in jail for his purposeful illegalities.
These elekted officials have established 'sinecures' where they have placed themselves above the LAW.
Both DEMBHOLES and REPUBLICANTS have participated in this abuse of authority, reason, law for the purposes of profiting mightily from their elekted status.
This STIMULUS-SHIT-BILL will further erode our precious freedoms with crushing HIGHER-TAXES and DICTATORIAL DEMANDS that encumber all of this magykical 'free money' from the divinely consecrated PREZ BUTTHEAD-BARRY-the-1st.
Only US SENATURD ROBERT'bring-back-the-KKK'BYRD has stated that these willful proclamations by PREZ OBAMA & his lackeys are in violation of the UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION and border on TOTALIATERIANISM!!! GOOD FOR YOU - BOBBY'KKK'BYRD YOU SEE THE DANGER IN MANIC MARXISM!!! All hail PREZ BARRY'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA our new STALIN!!!
YES YOU ELEKTED ALL THESE SHITS. NOW WHAT???
BOB BAFFERT - drugger of horses - nominated to RACING'S HALL of FAME...
BOB BAFFERT, thoroughbred horse-trainer who has been suspended numerous times for administering 'banned substances' to horses in his care[besides steroids, growth-hormone deemed permissable by racing bodies]; has been nominated to RACING'S HALL of FAME!!! DOES IT MATTER ANYMORE THAT MOST OF THE 'LEADING TRAINERS' HAVE BEEN CAUGHT/SUSPENDED FOR ADMINISTERING DRUGS(BANNED SUBSTANCES) TO THEIR HORSES??? Should BAFFERT[or any other drug-cheater TRAINER?] now be inducted into the RACING HALL of SHAME??? DOES ANYONE CARE???
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