Tuesday, July 29, 2008
What recession[to the turds of the ORLANDO SLantinel + others???
It was reported and opined bt the DEMBHOLE ASSHOLES at the ORLANDO SLantinel that a) we are in a depression, b) we are suffering, c) we are suffering from GLOBAL WARMING, d) the economy is terrible and in a recent SUNDAY FRONT-PAGE EDITION 'TOURISM MAY VANISH IN CENTRAL FLORIDA'. WHAT KIND OF MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ARE YOU ON DEMBHOLE IDJITS AT THE ORLANDO SLANTINEL??? 1) Your jibs will bw cut/reapportioned by the TRIBUNE CORP. as your ad numbers and circulation fall 2) TOURISM will not fail in CENRAL FLORIDA as a) the weather is usually good-excellent here in CENTRAL FLORIDA b) foreign money 'buys' more here c) most malls have better same store sales than a year ago[yes we know food prices are up but the restaurant biz still seems to be OK ) at MILLENIA MALL MACY'S store sales are up double digits from a year ago! WE AXSK(ebonics spelling) what and where is the recession??? OR IS THAT JUST A HOPED FOR RECESSION TO PROPEL DEMBHOLE CANDIDATES INTO OFFICE??? Oh yes about 'GLOBAL WARMING' it should be obvious 'THE TURDS' at the ORLANDO SLantinel do not 'read'/comprehend other papers/FACTS as the ANCHORAGE DAILY of ALASKA prints that this is the 'coldest' summer in ALASKA for 75 years!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF TURDS OF THE ORLANDO SLantinel!!! DEMBHOLES always the DUMBEST DOLTS!!! Ha.
SENATURD TED STEVENS REPUBLICAN ALASKA - indicted on 7 counts by the FEDS!!!
The longest serving REPUBLICANT SENATURD TED STEVENS has been indicted for 7 counts by the DOJ for various frauds/schemes. MORE 'NEWS' TO FOLLOW BY THE UNBIASED NATIONAL ASSHOLE MEDIA.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Proof of GLOBAL WARMING from ALASKA DAILY NEWS - NOT!!!
Gloomy summer headed toward infamy
CHILLY: Anchorage could hit 65 degrees for fewest days on record.
By GEORGE BRYSONgbryson@adn.com
Published: July 24th, 2008 12:10 AMLast Modified: July 24th, 2008 04:56 PM
The coldest summer ever? You might be looking at it, weather folks say.
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Right now the so-called summer of '08 is on pace to produce the fewest days ever recorded in which the temperature in Anchorage managed to reach 65 degrees.
That unhappy record was set in 1970, when we only made it to the 65-degree mark, which many Alaskans consider a nice temperature, 16 days out of 365.
This year, however -- with the summer more than half over -- there have been only seven 65-degree days so far. And that's with just a month of potential "balmy" days remaining and the forecast looking gloomy.
National Weather Service meteorologist Sam Albanese, a storm warning coordinator for Alaska, says the outlook is for Anchorage to remain cool and cloudy through the rest of July.
"There's no real warm feature moving in," Albanese said. "And that's just been the pattern we've been stuck in for a couple weeks now."
In the Matanuska Valley on Wednesday snow dusted the Chugach. On the Kenai Peninsula, rain was raising Six-Mile River to flood levels and rafting trips had to be canceled.
So if the cold and drizzle are going to continue anyway, why not shoot for a record? The mark is well within reach, Albanese said:
"It's probably going to go down as the summer with the least number of 65-degree days."
MEASURING THE MISERY
In terms of "coldest summer ever," however, a better measure might be the number of days Anchorage fails to even reach 60.
There too, 2008 is a contender, having so far notched only 35 such days -- far below the summer-long average of 88.
Unless we get 10 more days of 60-degree or warmer temperatures, we're going to break the dismal 1971 record of only 46 such days, a possibility too awful to contemplate.
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Still, according to a series of charts cobbled together Tuesday evening by a night-shift meteorologist in the weather service's Anchorage office, the current summer clearly has broken company with the record-setting warmth of recent years. Consider:
• 70-degree days. So far this summer there have been two. Usually there are 15. Last year there were 21. In 2004 there were 49.
• 75-degree days. So far this summer there've been zero. Usually there are four. It may be hard to remember, but last year there were 21. In 2004 there were 23.
So are all bets off on global warming? Hardly, scientists say. Climate change is a function of long-term trends, not single summers or individual hurricanes.
Last year the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change concluded that it's "unequivocal" the world is warming, considering how 11 of the warmest years on record have occurred in the past 13 years.
So what's going on in Alaska, which also posted a fairly frigid winter?
LA NINA
Federal meteorologists trace a lot of the cool weather to ocean temperatures in the South Pacific.
When the seas off the coast of Peru are 2 to 4 degrees cooler than normal, a La Nina weather pattern develops, which brings cooler-than- normal weather to Alaska.
For most of the past year, La Nina (the opposite of El Nino, in which warmer-than-normal ocean temperatures occur off Peru) has prevailed. But that's now beginning to change.
According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Web site, water temperatures in the eastern South Pacific began to warm this summer -- and the weather should eventually follow.
The current three-month outlook posted by the national Climate Prediction Center in Camp Springs, Md., calls for below-normal temperatures for the south coast of Alaska from August through October -- turning to above-normal temperatures from October through December.
Find George Bryson online at adn.com/contact/gbryson or call 257-4318.
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CHILLY: Anchorage could hit 65 degrees for fewest days on record.
By GEORGE BRYSONgbryson@adn.com
Published: July 24th, 2008 12:10 AMLast Modified: July 24th, 2008 04:56 PM
The coldest summer ever? You might be looking at it, weather folks say.
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Right now the so-called summer of '08 is on pace to produce the fewest days ever recorded in which the temperature in Anchorage managed to reach 65 degrees.
That unhappy record was set in 1970, when we only made it to the 65-degree mark, which many Alaskans consider a nice temperature, 16 days out of 365.
This year, however -- with the summer more than half over -- there have been only seven 65-degree days so far. And that's with just a month of potential "balmy" days remaining and the forecast looking gloomy.
National Weather Service meteorologist Sam Albanese, a storm warning coordinator for Alaska, says the outlook is for Anchorage to remain cool and cloudy through the rest of July.
"There's no real warm feature moving in," Albanese said. "And that's just been the pattern we've been stuck in for a couple weeks now."
In the Matanuska Valley on Wednesday snow dusted the Chugach. On the Kenai Peninsula, rain was raising Six-Mile River to flood levels and rafting trips had to be canceled.
So if the cold and drizzle are going to continue anyway, why not shoot for a record? The mark is well within reach, Albanese said:
"It's probably going to go down as the summer with the least number of 65-degree days."
MEASURING THE MISERY
In terms of "coldest summer ever," however, a better measure might be the number of days Anchorage fails to even reach 60.
There too, 2008 is a contender, having so far notched only 35 such days -- far below the summer-long average of 88.
Unless we get 10 more days of 60-degree or warmer temperatures, we're going to break the dismal 1971 record of only 46 such days, a possibility too awful to contemplate.
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Still, according to a series of charts cobbled together Tuesday evening by a night-shift meteorologist in the weather service's Anchorage office, the current summer clearly has broken company with the record-setting warmth of recent years. Consider:
• 70-degree days. So far this summer there have been two. Usually there are 15. Last year there were 21. In 2004 there were 49.
• 75-degree days. So far this summer there've been zero. Usually there are four. It may be hard to remember, but last year there were 21. In 2004 there were 23.
So are all bets off on global warming? Hardly, scientists say. Climate change is a function of long-term trends, not single summers or individual hurricanes.
Last year the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change concluded that it's "unequivocal" the world is warming, considering how 11 of the warmest years on record have occurred in the past 13 years.
So what's going on in Alaska, which also posted a fairly frigid winter?
LA NINA
Federal meteorologists trace a lot of the cool weather to ocean temperatures in the South Pacific.
When the seas off the coast of Peru are 2 to 4 degrees cooler than normal, a La Nina weather pattern develops, which brings cooler-than- normal weather to Alaska.
For most of the past year, La Nina (the opposite of El Nino, in which warmer-than-normal ocean temperatures occur off Peru) has prevailed. But that's now beginning to change.
According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Web site, water temperatures in the eastern South Pacific began to warm this summer -- and the weather should eventually follow.
The current three-month outlook posted by the national Climate Prediction Center in Camp Springs, Md., calls for below-normal temperatures for the south coast of Alaska from August through October -- turning to above-normal temperatures from October through December.
Find George Bryson online at adn.com/contact/gbryson or call 257-4318.
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"We are responsible for DROP in oil price" - HARRY REID!!!
DEMBHOLE SENATURD HARRY'bought-and-paid-for-by-the-Vegas-mob'REID claimed that the recent drop in OIL PRICES was because of his 'promise' to go after the oil 'speculators'. WHAT IS THIS DEMBHOLE RETARD 'ON' OR WHAT IS HE SMOKING??? THE ENTIRE FUTURES MARKET IS BASED ON SPECULATION!!! And if, IF REID'S wild inane claim is correct - why did DEMBHOLES in CONGRESS allow this to happen for 3 months before they began talking about it??? YOU ARE A FOOL AND A DOUCHESBAG REID. TRADING IS ALWAYS 'SPECULATING' NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY TO BLAME YOUR MYOPIC VISION AND AVOID THE FACT WE MUST DRILL, DRILL, DRILL AND THEN DRILL SOME MORE TO AVOID THIS PRICE INCREASE FROM HAPPENUNG AGAIN. Or will youse DEMBHOLES just use the propellers on your beanie-hats and the 'hot air' from your own emanations for our energy needs???
Thursday, July 24, 2008
'Brilliant thinking' at the NYSlimes...
The NYSLIMES has just been told their profit is down 89% this quarter and their circulation is in the crapper --- so what did the NYSLIMES do??? Of course they raised the daily newstand price to $1.50!!! BRILLIANT ECONOMIC THINKING RIGHT??? SORTA LIKE OBAMA WITH HIS HEAD UP HIS BUTTHOLE ABOUT OIL PRICES AND THE 'FOREIGN POLICY' SITUATIONS EH??? Ah the NYSLIMES when 'readers' are turned OFF BY YOUR FAKE BULLSHIT NEWS - RAISE PRICES!!! The NYSLIMES the 'former paper of record' now just a shitrag with record prices daily!!! Ha.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
JOHN EDWARDS - DEMOCRAT candidate for VICE...
JOHN EDWARDS, DEMBHOLE fraud, is accused of getting a woman not his wife pregnant and having a child - but NOT not his present wife stricken with cancer. JOHN EDWARDS[christened by ANN COULTER as 'the Faggot'] is anything but after being caught with his 'woman' and baby child in a hotel in BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA this week. EDWARDS NOW WOULD MAKE A PERFECT PICK FOR 'VICE' CHIEF FOR BARACK OBAMA - EXPERT ON FOREIGN POLICY AFTER HIS WEEKEND TOUR OF AFGHANISTAN, IRAQ, JORDAN, AND EUROPE. All of EUROPE supports OBAMA overwhelmingly and in certain DEMBHOLE precincts should be able to vote - despite NOT BEING AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! DEMBHOLES always such IGNURANT FUCKERS ALWAYS GETTING CAUGHT WITH THEIR DICKS OUT!!! Ha.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
BARBARA BOXER proves she is an 'ASSWIPE' in the UNITED STATES SENATE...
SENATURD BARBARA BOXER, DEMBHOLE CALIFORNIA, today Tuesday July 22, 2008 proved how much of an ASSHOLE she really is at a meeting on CLIMATE WARMING; chaired by her - when she remarked at the end of a scientist's statements [trying to diminish/belittle his conclusions] that the speaker was"...the official climatologist for the RUSH LIMBAUGH RADIO SHOW"!!! A NEW 'LOW' IN BEING A 'SNOTTY LITTLE ASSHOLE' EH BARFBRA??? You are a snipey little CUNT!!!
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