The DEMBHOLES plan an 'all-nighter'!!!

The DEMBHOLES(relevant/operant portions of ASSHOLES+DUMB-DEMOCRATS=DEMBHOLES) members of the U.S. SENATE plan 'all-night' debates to wake-up REPUBLICANS on IRAQ policy!!! Sen. CHUCK'the schmuck'SCHUMER stated that a couple thousand U.S TROOPS in IRAQ "...WOULD BE SAFER THAN SO MANY IN BADHDAD AND LESS LIKELY TO BE ATTACKED." WHAT??? HOW BIG A FUCKING-JERK-OFF ARE YOU CHUCK??? No, don't answer that CHUCK 'the schmuck', we all know you got cheating at HARVARD LAW and illegally pried into people's credit ratings and LORDY knows what else!!! A bad 3rd rate play comes to the U.S. SENATE in the name of DUMB DEMBHOLE THEATRE!!! SURE IT WILL GET RAVE REVIEWS IN THE NYSLIMES!!!

GARY SHEFFIELD rants-on!!!

GARY SHEFFIELD is/was a very good baseball player over his career. GARY SHEFFIELD makes and deserves millions of dollars for his on-field performances. GARY SHEFFIELD has recently stated that JOE TORRE(his former manager on the NYYankees)"...treats BLACK players different from WHITE, or LATIN players" and went on to say that DEREK JETER(his former teammate on the NYYankeees and the offspring of a WHITE mother and BLACK father) "...was not BLACK enough and basically was treated like he was WHITE"!!! AH WE GET IT NOW - GARY SHEFFIELD IS ACTUALLY A BRILLIANT GENETICIST AND RACIAL ARBATER IN DISGUISE - OR IS HE JUST A RACE-BAITER??? Certainly a miniscule example of SHEFFIELD's idiotic screed must exist in sports in its treatment of other players than just plain old-fashioned 'too-slow' 'can't jump' 'aint strong enough' WHITEY eh??? But for SHEFFIELD to single out TORRE and JETER for the brunt of his loathing is merely the rants/ravings of a foolish player who wishes to continue a 'racial divide/animosity' which has gone on far too long in this country and its sports institutions. GARY SHEFFIELD is among the 'elite' persons in the world as far as salary - but his immense salary does not give him the right to make scurrilous accusations against people who he claims 'treat him and give different treatment' to others according to race. THESE ARE VILE ACCUSATIONS - AND SHOULD BE IGNORED FOR THE FOOLISH SENTIMENT THEY EXPRESS. Oh by the way, GARY SHEFFIELD, was this 'feeling' of being treated differently because you were BLACK part of the reason you used 'steroids+growth hormone' to be more like BARRY'BUBBLEHEAD'BONDS in his drug fueled attempt to gain the home-run record??? Or were you just another 'foolish' player trying to make sure you make those racially-tainted millions???

SUSAN ESTRICH and her DEMBHOLE 'CLAIM' to FAME???

SUSAN ESTRICH on the 'NATIONAL ASSHOLE MEDIA' has been lauded as a 'gifted' jurist and legal savant - REALLY??? MS. ESTRICH rose to infamy as the 'designer' of MIKE'look-at-me-in-the-tank-guys'DUKAKIS failed campaign. Then ESTRICH swindled the STATE of MASSACHUSETTS into getting her in and paying for her law school education at HARVARD no less. NOW ESTRICH COMMENTS ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING BEING A LAW SCHOOL PROFESSOR IN CALIFORNIA. Tough work if you can get it only if you are a DEMBHOLE-DOUCHEBAG (operant/relevant portions of ASSHOLES+DUMB-DEMOCRATS=DEMBHOLES) espousing DEMOCRAT-DOUCHEBAG 'TALKING POINTS' to the fawning-lap-dog 'NATIONAL ASSHOLES of the MEDIA'!!! DEMBHOLES - TRUE HARD-WORKERS TAKING HAND-OUTS FROM OTHER DEMBHOLES!!!

'BIG' DEMBHOLES agree to limit debate to only them!!!

'Big DEMBHOLES'(operant/relevant portions of ASSHOLES+DUMB-DEMOCRATS=DEMBHOLES) i.e. BITCH HILLARY and JOHN'the-faggot-christened-by-Ann-Coulter'EDWARDS have agreed to limit debate "and exclude these little not serious candidates"!!! SOUNDS LIKE GOOD OL' DEMOCRAT-DOUCHEBAG DEMOCRACY TO ME!!! Does it sound that way to you BILL RICHARDSON, or DENNIS'wearing-a-turdhead-doesn't-it-look-real'KUCINNICH, or BARACK'big-ears'OBAMA OR ANY OF THE OTHER "...LITTLE NOT SERIOUS CANDIDATES"???

SURPRISE-SURPRISE PRESIDENT BUSH compared to the NAZIS by MUSLIM REP.in CONGRESS!!!

REPRESENTATIVE ELLISON, MUSLIM +DEMBHOLE(operative/relevant words of ASSHOLE+DUMB-DEMOCRAT=DEMBHOLE) has compared PRESIDENT BUSH to the NAZIS!!! Is ELLISON being the MUSLIM 'HATER' of JEWS stating that like the MUSLIMS of the past most notably the 'GRAND MUFTI' of JERUSALEM buddied up to the NAZIS to 'get/eliminate' the JEWS??? DOES THIS MEAN ELLISON WILL BUDDY-UP TO THE 'SO-CALLED' NAZI BUSH??? ELLISON a true DEMOCRAT-DOUCHEBAG RACIST and non-sentient being!!!

Watching tapes of GROUCHO MARX...

Watching clips of the MARX BROTHERS - I WAS REMINDED OF THE 'SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP' OF GROUCHO AND THE GREAT CHARACTER DOWAGER MARGARET DUMONT - when she appeared as the 'butt' of all the MARX BROTHERS JOKES AND JIBES she once asked GROUCHO who she called JULIUS as that was his real name after a live perfornace on the stage after another joke at her expense"JULIUS, why are the audiebce laughing???" MARGARET DUMONT - THE PERFECT STRAITWOMAN!!!


Animal Crackers By Zyskandar A. Jaimot on 03/09/2007
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Animal CrackersorPiano or Sonata #21 in C, opus 53*(*known as the WALDSTEIN SONATAdedicated br Ludwig van Beethovento Count Ferdinand von Waldstein,composed 1803-1804, published 1805)the follwing 'played lightly'with great energy

...Da-dee-dah-dah-dah-dah-dum

Da-dee-dah-dah-dah-dah-dum

Da-dee-dah-dah-dah-dah-dum

Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dum

(the following sung to the tune above)

Hooray for Captain Spaulding,the African explorer.

I think they call hom schnorer.

Hooray - Hooray - Hooray!!!

All of them breaking all the rules.

A theatre of the absurd.

Zannyness from pue hearts.

Scampering imps tormenting Margaret Dumont,

the dowager butt of their jokes.

Then turning off-camerato her friend Julius

-glasses, mustache, long dark coat,trousers moving

with that bent-over walk;looking like a funloving penguin.

Holding a cigar as a baton.

Leading symphonies of silliness.

Waggling his eyebrows in lascivious delight.

Asking him - who everyone knew as 'GROUCHO'

-"Why are they laughing at us?"

While glamorous women gleefully cavortamid

accents from sad-faced 'CHEEKO'as curlyheaded 'HARPO'

honks that horn!And 'GROUCHO' smiles,

unable to explain...how they have eliminated any

"San-i-ty Clause"!

Always classicTHE MARX BROTHERS.© By Zyskandar A. Jaimot On 3/9/2007 4:18:33 PM

QWIK mark your callendars in 'pink' for AUGUST 9 -

for the first 'GAY DEBATE' featuring all 'gay topics'(is there such a thing and not just pandering to these 'alternative lifestyles'???) where the DEMBHOLES[operant/relevant portions of ASSHOLES+DUMB-DEMOCRATS=DEMBHOLES] like BITCH HILLARY, BARAK'don't-call-me-big-ears'OBAMA, and JOHNNY'the-faggot-christened-by-Ann-Coulter'EDWARDS with his $1000 dollar haircuts does he have an advantage over BITCH HILLARY's pantsuit for-the-butch-dyke set??? Tune-in don't be the only sentient being not to watch these GAY WANNABE's camp-it-up!!! AND YOU THOUGHT SUMMER T.V. RERUNS WERE GOING TO BE DULL WITH NO COLOUR OR PIZZAZZ!!! GOSH I'M YAWNING ALREADY!!!