Friday, May 29, 2009

What the UNIONS gave up in the AUTO BAIL-OUTS!!!

The UNIONS got control of CHRYSLER + $10BILLION in your TAX DOLLARS + 9 1/2% bonds for $27BILLION in investments + 17% of the new GOVERNMENT MOTORS all for giving up 'flexible hours' for their workforce of UNION THUGS!!! WHAT A GREAT DEAL FOR THE US TAXPAYER EH??? SOME BAIL-OUT FOR THE CORRUPT SCUMMY UNIONS!!! Way to go 'the OBAMA' you MARXIST BLACK ASSHOLE!!!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Why SOTOMAYOR is not fit to be on the SUPREME COURT...

Forget about her DUMB-DEMBHOLE MARXIST comments as to her "...Latina women bullshit" or her equally odious "...policy is made at the appelate level". Following are a few FACTS as to why she is UNFIT and not of the 'right' temperament:
1) SOTOMAYOR has ruled that the 2nd Amendment to the CONSTITUTION is not NOT an individual right!!! The 2nd Amendment is the 'right to bear arms'!!!
2)In the RICCI CASE, SOTOMAYOR has ruled that WHITE firefighters in Connecticutt would inflict a 'disparate' cause because they scored higher than minority applicants in a 'proficiency test' - evoking the cause celebre of reverse discrimination.
SOTOMAYOR's decisions are overturned at a better than 80% rate and her opinions are usually regarded by other jurist's as weak, superficial, and generally lacking in a knowledge or appreciation of the law.

Her Majesty, the QUEEN - not invited to D-DAY celebrations!!!

The QUEEN, ELIZABETH II; who served in the military auxilliary in WWII - WAS NOT INVITED TO D-DAY CELEBRATIONS THIS COMING JUNE BUT THE PUNK BLACK MARXIST FROM CHICAGO BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA because he was elekted new COMMIESIR STALIN of the SOCIALIST STATES of AMERIKA was invited to read from a teleprompter in NORMANY. THIS IS A FOOKN DISGRACE!!! QUEEN ELIZABETH IS THE ONLY HEAD-OF-STATE STILL ALIVE TO HAVE ENDURED THE RAVAGES OF WWII!!! Shame on you ASSHOLE MARXISTS!!!

colour breaches castle walls,nyc

colour breaches castle walls,nyc

we live in our castles
slick sided granite buildings
tower over masses of scuttling barbarians
below enduring profusions of earthy smells fighting
for provenance like plants struggling to survive in crowded jungle
narrow canyons created by our sky-hugging forts
which lean toward one another
whispering of our private ugly secrets
while we watch from glassed-in ramparts and balconies
in unending block after block of grey primitive existence
startled by row upon row of bursting crimson tulips
waving bloody swordpoints in springtime defiance
adorning the traffic median along Park Avenue
flowers thriving in the bruises of a city’s shadows

lateafternoon nyc — 47th & broadway

lateafternoon nyc — 47th & broadway
we line up for discount theater tickets on an island in Times Square
steel drum island 'goombay' bands beat out rhythms across from “The All Live Girly Revue”
where the best of live vauldeville has long since past as yellow cabs still proclaim “livery for hire” painted-—on-—side ads line—up to
collect fares below a bronze patinaed statue of songwriter/hoofer/showman George M. Cohan
while rescue police sirens echoe
somewhere in another canyon and no one gives more than a glance
at the man from the yellow Con—Ed truck holding an acetylene torch
as if it were a wand halos of sparks flick off his metal boots making rainbows in brilliant fading light shiny welders hat looking somehow like
a reincarnation of hatted-fleet-footed mercury
perfectly situated here as the patron pagan god of actors
we stand in line observing city spaces
quickly filled with another and another face
all of us supposedly leading less meaty lives
because city air ripens flesh
watching korean grocers performing one-act plays in produce sections while we smell hot pretzels knowing how good they’d be with lotsa' mustard seeing yellow electric chords snake out of manholes
from where workmen and perhaps a workwoman watch with us an old woman in a tattered old long dress wash
dabbing her exposed arms and holding her lengthy-dress to reach no-longer muscular or taught legs with lukewarm coffee and thrown away paperscraps before she continues on her way down a trash-littered debris spattered street
shopping cart in tow possessions accounted for as a stunning blonde dressed in spandex baring her muscular midriff anonymous
in plastique fashionable helmet and dark glasses zips by on chartreuse rollerblades creating a slight breeze of erotic moment leaving this city of instant strangers with the ultimate realization that
only tourists ever wear sandals on broadway.
© By Zyskandar A. Jaimot On 5/10/2007 2:19:59

The aftermath of PROP 8...

With the CALIFORNIA SUPREME COURT's decision on PROP8 and the creation of two seperate unequal classes of GAYS - this issue will ultimately find its way to the SUPREME COURT of the UNITED STATES. THERE CAN NOT BE ONE CLASS OF GAYS ALLOWED TO MARRY BECAUSE OF ADVANTAGEOUS TIME AND THE OTHERS DENIED!!! California is full of ASSHOLES who want to get their holes filled - legally or not!!!

Monday, May 25, 2009

to Captain POWELL...

Captain POWELL(as that was the rank he was at MACV when i served with him) is IRRELEVANT and largely IMMATERIAL in any discussion/debate of the REPUBLICANT PARTY!!! POWELL has made his choice based on 'RACE' not on the solutions or propositions at hand. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY MR. POWELL - NOW AS ALL OLD SOLDIERS SHOULD DO JUST FADE AWAY AND DON'T BOTHER/PLAGUE US ANYMORE WITH YOUR RIDICULISMS. You MR. POWELL have now become offensive too many in this country who do not have the advantage of your colour-blinded vision.(Simply being 'against' RUSH LIMBAUGH or DICK CHENEY or anyone else you do not concur with is not enough!!!) PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA is the new COMMIESIR STALIN in our SOCIALIST STATES of AMERIKA. The country you swore to defend and protect against all enemies foreign and domestic. Your BLACK FOOQUEWAD BUD is a FOOKN FASCIST who wishes to control all aspects of AMERIKAN life!!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

PELOSI says "SHUT-UP" to the recalcitrant swine of the press corps!!!

DEMBHOLE REPREHENISBLE NANCY'sphincter-of-the-House-of-Fools'PELOSI stated today that "...she stood by her prior statement" that the the CIA was lying and there would be no more questions on that subject!!! And poof the NATIONAL ASSHOLE MEDIA OF COWARDLY SWINE did just that - ignored this STOOPID DEMBHOLE's CUNT blatant disregard of her various calumnies just as they have ignored REPREHENSIBLE CHARLIE RANGEL's various felonies, just as they have ignored REPREHENSIBLE JACK MURTHA's [unindicted coconspirator in ABSCAM] ongoing fiduciary irregularities, just as they have ignored VEEP comik-fart-sidekick JOE'it-was-a-hair-implant-not-a-brain-transplant-rhetorical-flourishes-outta-all-my-bungholes'BIDEN various 'deals' benefitting family members. So wht shouldn't 'Botox-brain'PELOSI tell the fookers of the press corps where to get off???!!! PELOSI yaps and the press being the good lil DEMBHOLE/MARXIST TOADIES they are retreat to the back of their cages!!!

'the OBAMA' claims ---

GUANTANAMO BAY was/is used as a 'recruiting tool' for Al-Quaeda and other terror terrible organizations!!! Prove it you DUMB SHIT PUNK ASSHOLE from CHICAGO or wherever your dad(who you stated came to this country because of our CONSTITUTION which you asaninely claim was trashed by the BUSH/CHENEY ADMINISTRATION another LIE from PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA not because he wanted some ezily available white nookie from your moms) decided to spread his semen!!! PROVE IT THAT 'AL-QUAEDA' HAS TEE-SHIRTS PROMOTING JIHAD BECAUSE OF GITMO!!! BLACK DUMB ASS PUNK AND BULLSHITTER. SAYING ANYTHING YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH FOR 'POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY' WHILE RARELY ENGAGING IN FACT!!!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

'the OBAMA' assumes the title of 'fart-turd-comik'...

Today, PREZ BARACH'pet-monkey-on-the-leash-of-monied-organ-grinder-convicted/fraudster-George"im-having-a-very-good-crisis"Soros with feckless rhetorical flourishes outta his BLACK PUNK ASS from CHICAGO or wherever'OBAMA gave an essais today in which as usual he said nothing proving though he could read from a teleprompter!!! PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA told the LIBERAL LEFT LOONIES that the CONSTITUTION was in jeopardy for allowing GUANTANAMO and 'water-boarding'=EIT!!! "TOO HASTY A DECISION" you said meanwhile FOR CREATING GITMO backtracking on military tribunals, and bringing these terorrist scum into this country!!! WHAT BULLSHIT FROM AN DEMBHOLE MARXIST ASSHOLE!!! 'the OBAMA' has already 'briefed' various LINERAL LOONS that certain alleged 'terorrists' may never be charged but held in captivity forever. Some CONSTITUTIONAL guarantees eh??? - ha YOU DUMBASS DEMBHOLE!!! But 'the OBAMA' will always be transparent and honest with you!!! Ha-Ha-Ha.[Just like this BLACK PUNK ASS COWARD was afraid to look Beebee NETANYAHU in the eye when they met - cause this BLACK ASSHOLE will sell out ISRAEL in a heartbeat to appease his MUSLIM buddies and relatives!!!] So 'the OBAMA' has placed the crown of 'fart-comik-with worthless rhetorical flourishes outta his big BLACK ASSHOLE' on view for all to see that this USELESS MARXIST PUNK can read a speech - but as his friends the JEWS say has very little 'seikel'. JUST BECAUSE YOU WENT TO COLUMBIA AND HARVARD DOESN'T MAKE YOU TERRIBLY BRIGHT OR VERY SMART - DEMBHOLE MARXIST LOSER!!! It is not for you, YOU ASSHOLE, to determine what the CONSTITUTION should be!!! SOME SCHOLAR - WERE YOU THAT DAY AT HARVARD DOING 'WEED' WITH YOUR HOMIES??? HA. MARXIST MORONSKI!!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

THE FINANCE OF THE MARKETS...

Let's see OIL is over $60dollars a barrel again, the DOLLAR is in the shitter to the EURO and the BRITT POUND, AUTO-COMPANIES are worthless and GOVERNMENT owned, same with BANKS and INSURERS, pay will be set for everyone by 'the OBAMA' except for corrupt POLS/HACKS/FRIENDS - SO THE MARKET MUST GO UP RIGHT???!!! ADD to that the 'ridiculisms' of CAP&TRADE with its humongous hidden TAXATION and voila - the ruination of our economy!!! THE VERY LATEST 'SCHEME' IS FORCE PROGNOSTICATORS TO MAKE UNREAL PREDICTIONS ON EARNINGS - THEN HAVE COMPANIES BEAT THESE FOOKN STOOPID RIDICULOUS ESTIMATES AND VOILA THE STOCK AND OVERALL MARKET GOES UP, UP, UP!!! WHAT A SCAM - HOW FOOKN STOOPID ARE WE??? Very under 'the OBAMA' while he is the pet-monkey-on-a-leash-for-monied-organ-grinder-comvicted/fraudster-George"im-having-a-great-crisis"Soros jerking OBAMA's tether and making the BLACK PUNK ORGANIST from Chicago do anything for us MORONIC MARXIST'S!!! ALL HAIL COMMIESIR STALIN=our new OBAMA!!! Ugh. Posted by Jaimot's Jargon at 7:00 AM

ANDERSON COOPER - privileged FOOK-UP!!!

ANDERSON COOPER apologizes for ‘teabagging comment’ at UCLA. TOO LATE YOU ASSHOLE MEDIA CREATED FOOKQUEWAD!!!

ANDERSON COOPER 'failed-weatherman-failed-writer-failed-society-bon-vivante-failed-newscaster-failled-tv-quipster-soon-to-be-failed-homosexual' realizes how fecklwss and otiose his life has been and resorts to public mea culpea's - hoping he can dodge the torrent of other VANDERBILT relatives taking 'headers' off buildings committing suicide without damaging his fake personna beneath!!! WHAT A YUTZ EVEN FOR A VANDERBILT!!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Translating 'the OBAMA' DOUBLESPEAK...

#1...According to 'the OBAMA' "...we must come together to lessen the amount of abortions..." - while we continue to KILL all the babies we can even the people born alive from botched abortions MUST BE KILLED!!!
#2...'the OBAMA' SAID HE DOESN'T WANT TO 'RUN' CAR COMPANIES OR BANKS - YET HE CONTINUES TO TAKE THEM OVER WITH HIS UNION FRIENDS/THUGS!!!
#3...'the OBAMA' said he doesn't want to release photos of military abuse but DENIES, FORBIDS the CIA from releasing documents that we show/prove former VEEP DICK CHENEY was telling the 'truth' about saving AMERIKAN lives!!! PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA could by executive order could eliminate further debate about these photos simply by issuing a mandate!!!
#4...Before PREZ BARACH'pet-monkey-on-the-leash-of-monied-organ-grinder-convicted/fraudster-George"im-having-a-great-crisis-fookn-Amerikan-capitalism"Soros-jerks-his-leash-again'OBAMA to tell him how to jump on say executive pay, or health care, or what the teleprompter should tell him - consult 'the OBAMA' translator where abortion=morality, car companies=immorality except for UNION MEMBERS, defense of one's country=mandate as long as it's not AMERIKA!!! All hail COMRADE CUNTHEAD COMMIESIR STALIN='the OBAMA' our latest fookn DEMBHOLE SHITHEAD!!! NO TRANSLATION NEEDED - JUST STINK!!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

for RYAN O'NEAL and family/friends/fans of FARRAH FAWCETT...

[***dear mr. o'neal - i am not 'wishing' miss fawcett further pain - i am publishing this for you and her family/friends/fans - the pain never goes away from the survivors - it has been more than 30 years since the death of my mother - and i still grieve...perhaps what is 'meant' by ever-lasting life is that the memories of people we cherish never leave our spirits. i am sorry miss fawcett has been struck by this horrendous disease.***]

I heard my mother sentenced to die...
from a man of ethical profession
Who was not my father

In a hospital hallway
where blood is never allowed or seen
Because blood
is associated with suffering

And there is no suffering here
Because it is overcomeby clouds of ammonia disinfectant
Where nurses with needles
inject mindlessness on demand
to ease you into anterooms of death certificates
waiting to be filled out

By supposed healers
Hiding behind gauze masks
In this special place
where my mother was sentenced to die
so matter of factly

by a man who was a surgeon
Who would see none of my mother’s tears
When she would stare in a mirror
Touching the puckered purpled skin
where mastectomy scars would never heal
And no one would ever seeas her fingers traced memories
in breathless moments of warm lips
that has vanished with the cold stainless touch

from a stranger slicing away her life’s supposed beauty
Breasts removed by a man
with words that strangle all hope in the malignancy of existence
And I heard my mother sentenced to die
From a man of ethical profession
who never witnessed my father’s face
while he lifted my embarrassed mother
in his arms from off the foul-stained bed sheets
No longer able to control herself

in that phase of remission as transient as day-lilies
While we stood around in hushed reverence
as if we were already in some church at prayer
Hearing only my father’s voice of helplessness

Swearing to us that cancer
Is now a tarot-card of recurring curse
And I heard my mother sentenced to die
From a man of supposed compassion who never asked
Why she always felt so cold
And never saw the sweater she always wore
Even in the yellowing of summer
As we watched her shrivel
From the chemicals and radiation
Into the bald hollows of her dull eyes
Which never saw
My father’s dim reflection ever after
In a mirror where his fingers rubbed
Over-and-over touching that sore place
As if he could bring back breathless moments
Long after the final passion.

PHIL GRAHAM says the CIA 'LIED' to him also - 20 years after the supposed fact!!!

Former FLORIDA SENATURD PHIL GRAHAM piped-up and said the CIA used to LIE to him also when he was on the DEFENSE-INTELLIGENCE-COMMITTEE. Hmmm. Backing-up what DEMBHOLE REPREHENSIBLE NANCY'sphincter-of-the-House-of-Fools'PELOSI shrieked about yesterday - that the CIA "...are just LIARS". Where was this information for twenty years SENATURD GRAHAM??? Or is this because the 'sugar lobby' hasn't contributed to your sleazy business interests the way you thought they should??? Perhaps you should be a SENATURD again PHIL - so you can be LIED too again by the CIA??? Ha-Ha-Ha another SHITSUCKING DEMBHOLE FOOL in 'Botox-brain'PELOSI's CULTURE-of-CORRUPTION!!!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Handicapping the PREAKNESS...

As far as the PREAKNESS – Believe the ‘key’ to the race betting will be RACHEL ALEXANDRA finishing at least second!!! The extraordinary filly will have horses to legitimately contest the pace unlike in the KENTUCKY OAKS. BIG DRAMA, MUSKET MAN, POINTof-the-NILE, will contest the early going. [MUSKET MAN sparkled in work-out at 4f at Monmouth while the well-beaten FRIESAN FIRE worked 5f to legitimize and lend credibility to his physical condition for his presence in the PREAKNESS!] FLYING PRIVATE worked well also. Doubt MINE-that-BIRD will have the ‘trip’ or the jockey’s knowledge of the track or the weather condition he enjoyed so much. ONCE AGAIN – BELIEVE THE ‘KEY’ TO THIS RACE IS RACHEL ALEXANDRA FINISHING AT LEAST IN THE 2 SPOT WITH A COMBINATION OF MUSKET MAN, PIONEER-of-the-NILE, FRIESAN FIRE, FLYING PRIVATE with MINE-that-BIRD IN THE ¾ SLOTS FOR THE SUPERFECTA. Doubt MINE-that-BIRD can win it under a fresh jock and change in weather conditions. Would have taken PAPA CLEM as he was close to MM, PotN, in K-DERBY but you can’t bet all of these suckers?! CAN YOU?

"CIA is lying - not me" says PELOSI!!!

REPREHENSIBLE NANCY'sphincter-of-the-House-of-Fools'PELOSI stated today that the "...CIA was lying - and not her" about her being briefed at least twice according to records the CIA/House-Intelligence-Committee kept of the 'briefings' procedure regarding EIT or 'TORTURE' conditions as it is known by the DEMBHOLE CONGRESS!!! WHOM DO YOU TRUST - THE CIA OR 'BOTOX-BUTT' PELOSI??? Yep 'Sphincter' PELOSI you stepped in the shit this time with asanine proclamations of your own!!! Amazingly it has taken you over 6 years to dispute the record of your 'briefings' - how come you STOOPID DEMBHOLE CUNT???!!! [By the way according to CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER how come "...they only LIED to you - no one else" like all the other DEMBHOLES & REPUBLICANTS??? Ha.] FOOKN STOOPID CUNT!!!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Why did the ORLANDO MAGIC lose the last two games???

The ORLANDO MAGICLESS despite having an outstanding young center in DWIGHT HOWARD have lost the last two games because of 'poor, pathetic coaching' of their man STAN VanGUNDY!!! CELTIC'S coach DOC RIVERS was a former MAGICLESS coach and has so far outcoached his counterpart!!! STAN VanGUNDY has just been awful!!! STAY TUNED FOR THE SERIES SHOWDOWN IN THE LAST TWO OR LESS GAMES.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Why is it permissible for BLACK WOMEN to wish 'DEATH' on conservatives???

First, it was JULIANNE MALVEUX wishing CLARENCE THOMAS' wife would feed him fatty foods so he would have a heart attack and die!!! Now it is erstwhile comedienne WANDA SYKES wishing RUSH LIMBAUGH would have 'kidney failure' and die!!! At the event with SYKES; 'the OBAMA' laughed on the dais while 'this-pet-monkey-on-the-leash-of-convicted/fraudster-monied-organ-grinder-George"im-having-a-very-good-crisis"Soros plotted new MARXIST schemes listening to this STOOPID BLACK DEMBHOLE CUNT wish for one of his enemy's demise!!! WHY ARE STOOPD BLACK DEMBHOLE CUNTS 'ALLOWED' TO WISH FOR THE DEATHS OF CONSERVATIVE'S THEY OPPOSE??? Oh sorry according to the intellectual 'piss-ant' JANENE GARAFALO i must be a racist like all of the 'T-baggers' that don't know her unique meanerings&interpretations of history???!!! Ha - just another STOOPID DEMBHOLE CUNT with 'air-miles' from BERKELEY, CA. to CAMBRIDGE/SOMERVILLE, MA. to go from one MARXIST enclave to another.[How come SAN FRAN isn't on this itenerary of MARXIST MORONSKIS???] FOOKN STOOPID DEMBHOLE CUNTS - doesn't matter WHITE, BLACK, LEZZIE, TRANNIES, or OTHER. THEY'VE ALL DRUNK THE DEMBHOLE JUICE LIKE THE VAMPIRE WANNABE'S DRINKING 'V' ON TRUE-BLOOD!!! They are all infected.

Monday, May 11, 2009

The 'troubles' with POPE PIUS XII...

POPE PIUS XII has been accused of various acts of sacrificing JEWS, GYPSIES, HOMOSEXUALS to the NAZI'S in WWII while he was POPE - when supposedly he could have done much more for them. PIUS XII was the former EUGENIO PACELLI then PAPAL NUNCIO to BERLIN in the 1930's - who was an acknowledged 'lover' of all things GERMAN(language, history, culture) making his staff speak only GERMAN. The present POPE - BENEDICT wishes PIUS XII to be beatified. BENEDICT a former unwilling member of the HITLER YOUTH when he was a boy in NAZI GERMANY - has a difficult role in convincing others of PIUS XII's supposed sainthood.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

The AIR FORCE #1 flyover story...

By now most of us are aware of AIR FORCE#1 flying-over NYC and costing us the TAXPAYERS $330,000.00+ and how 'the OBAMA' ADMINISTRATION tried and hide and bury this ridiculousness with the release of one - just one photo earlier this week. BUT, BUT WHO WERE THE 'SPECIAL GUESTS' ON AIR FORCE#1 FLOWN OVER NYC THAT DAY??? WERE THEY DUMB DEMBHOLE DONORS OR BUSINESSPEOPLE 'the OBAMA' WAS TRYING TO 'PUT THE ARM' ON???[DICKHEAD CLINTON sold sleepovers in the Lincoln bedroom - was this the start of 'the OBAMA's fundraising efforts using AIR FORCE#1 as his toy???] WHO WAS ON THIS PLANE CAUSE THE 'ASSHOLE NATIONAL MEDIA' WILL NEVER AXSK(ebonics spellung). Who was on this plane???

Friday, May 8, 2009

Sure the 'CRAP CROUPIERS' can play 'in the game' - FED CHAIRMAN RESIGNS!!!

STEPHEN FRIEDMAN, chairman of the NY FED was given a 'special exemption' so he could remain a VP at 'GOLDMAN-SUCKS' [the MOB BROKERAGE HOUSE]!!! You see the NY FED is supposed to adjudicate banks like GOLDMAN-SUCKS. Think conflict of interest eh??? STEPHEN FRIEDMAN like TIMMIE GEITHNER another schmuck-de-jour for the MOB BOYS at GOLDMAN-SUCKS!!! Imagine a 'rigged crap game' where the house was allowed to play - with your money??? SOME TRANSPARENCY EH???? 'the OBAMA' administration - a BLACK PUNK joke for us all his in MARXIST meanderings.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Some 'TRANSPARENCY' eh???

TIMMIE'Goldman-Sucks-schmuck-de-jour'GEITHNER at TREASURY instructed all the banks he met with earlier today not to record or take notes on ANYTHING that was said or brought-up!!! SOME TRANSPARENCY EH PREZ BARACH'incurably-dishonest'OBAMA??? Did they have to swear or sign confidentiality agreements too??? All hail the new revamped SOCIALIST/MARXIST STATES of AMERIKA under our commander in chief COMRADE STALIN='the OBAMA'. Ugh.

on the birthday of WILLIE MAYS - the most complete ballplayer in the last 50 years...

THE SADNESS OF OUTFIELDERS
i never want to grow old
like Willie Mays
i hope his age never shows


Willie Mays jogs toward centerfield
and doesn't see the reality
that it is 1972 and he is playing for the NYMets
and that he is no longer young
that he is not 'The Say-Hey Kid' anymore
And I watch him move without grace
Willie Mays the most nimble of outfielders
bends down to field an easy single
a nothing ground ball to the outfield
in a game that doesn't matter
and a base hit that turns into tragedy
as the ball rolls past his outstretched gloved hand
And for a moment he can not believe
the ball rolling behind him
not entrapped in the leather glove
that made a mockery
of so many sure hits
in that 'basket style sweeping' catch
And I begin to cry
remembering the Mays of 1957
the Giant who
swatted three homers
against the Cubs
as I watched
from my outfield seat at the Polo Grounds
marveling at how the white baseballs
seemed to leap out of the stadium
when Willie snapped that perfect swing
Willi is always the ‘Say-Hey Kid’
while Mr. Leo smiles acknowledging perfection
Watching ‘the kid’ spinning throwing tumbling
like some continuously twirling top
only to lose inertia and fall returning to earth
the way he did in the World Series of ‘54
to rob Cleveland’s Vic Wertz in black-and-white footage
of another yet amazing over-the-shoulder catch
Just proving he could do the impossible
Sprinting turning his back to the infield
Running into our youthful memories
And I weep not just for Willie
but for myself as I want never
to grow old to grow old as Willie Mays
looked this day and how embarrassed
finally to be relegated
to play first base for the Mets
Because first basemen are always ‘butter-fingered’ or ‘has-beens’
especially when they join ‘the mahvelous Mets’
A freakish attraction of what once was
And I never want to fumble
reaching for something
that isn't there anymore
And I still cry as I can remember
how old he and I became
when that easy ground ball
rolled by Willie and me forever.


About This Poem:
my first baseball game was at the now gone POLO GROUNDS whem WILLIE bombed-out three homers out of the park - BEISBOL has neen my love ever since...
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JOY BEHAR says teaching 'CREATIONISM' is 'ChildAbuse'!!!

Loudmouthed JOY'dembhole-cunt'BEHAR on the VIEW with other cranky-cunts said to teach CREATIONISM without teaching DARWINISM is 'ChildAbuse'!!! TALK ABOUT WHACKY COMMIE CUNTS like ROSIE'Jabba-the-cunt'O'DONNELL with their 'views'???!!! What you goin do with the new religion of 'GLOBAL WARMING'??? Deniers to the auto-das-fes??? Ha. Stoopid CUNTS.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

What could have been 'the OBAMA's pick for SUPREME COURT if...

he hadn't FOOKED over USED his wife so shamefully - first 'playing' for sympathy votes on his wife's cancer sickness was DEMBHOLE former SENATURD and former VEEP candidate JOHN'the-scumbag-who-likes-to-drill-but-only-his-video-assistants'EDWARDS!!! BUT THIS CONTRATEMPS WITH FIRST SCREWING HIS VIDEO AIDE PAID FOR BY CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS - THEN PERHAPS 'FATHERING' THE 'LOVE-CHILD' BESIDES SHITTING ALL-OVER HIS CANCER-STRICKEN WIFE ELIZABETH - DID JOHNNIE OF THE 'ALWAYS-PERFECTLY' COIFED HAIR - PLACED ON THE DEMBHOLES EVER GROWING SHITPILE OF 'FAILED' POLS/HACKS!!!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

on watching a television show on the great GROUCHO...

Animal Crackers Or Piano Sonata #21 in C, opus 53*
(*known as the WALDSTEIN SONATA
dedicated by Ludwig van Beethoven
to Count Ferdinand von Waldstein,
composed 1803-1804, published 1805)

the following 'played lightly'with great energy
...Da-dee-dah-dah-dah-dah-dum
Da-dee-dah-dah-dah-dah-dum
Da-dee-dah-dah-dah-dah-dum
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dum
(the following sung to the tune above)
Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
the African explorer.
I think they call hom schnorer.
Hooray - Hooray - Hooray!!!
All of them breaking all the rules.
A theatre of the absurd.Zannyness from pure hearts.
Scampering imps tormenting Margaret Dumont,
the dowager butt of their jokes.
Then turning off-camera to her friend Julius-
glasses, mustache, long dark coat, trousers moving
with that bent-over walk-looking like a fun loving penguin.
Holding a cigar as a baton.
Leading symphonies of silliness.
Waggling his eyebrows in lascivious delight.
Asking him - who everyone knew as 'GROUCHO'-
"Why are they laughing at us?"
While glamorous women gleefully cavort amid
accents from sad-faced 'CHEEKO'
as curlyheaded 'HARPO'honks that horn!
And 'GROUCHO' smiles,
unable to explain...
how they have eliminated any"San-i-ty Clause"!
Always classic THE MARX BROTHERS.

WARREN BUFFET makes excuses at BERKERSHIRE HATHAWAY and tells us to 'trust' the EECHONOMICXKS of 'the OBAMA'...

Warren Buffet laughs
Warren Buffet laughs
because he has bought America cheap
He is a man who embraces his masks
Never showing us what is there
Your health co-pay goes up and Warren laughs
Your car insurance increases and Warren laughs
Movie ticket prices go up and Warren laughs
Airline fares increase and Warren laughs
Insidiousness comes in short/stout/off white
in this men's dept. always with a broad fake smile
Like your minister smiling as he tells hermeneutic lies
Like your stockbroker smiling into the phone
as he touts another loserLike your banker smiling gently
as he denies you a loan
Like your teacher smiling in pity
as you fail another testLike the police smiling before the judge
as you await your fate
Warren Buffet laughs
He is a man who hides behind masks
because he has bought and sold losers
Dairy Queen, US Air, Disney, ABC,Salomon, MickeyD's,
GEICO and all the insurance companies
that with every 'loss' raise their premiums
Only to dump the cost always on us
Go ahead claim your hurricane loss in ‘Katrina’
He’ll probably tell you you’re not covered for flood damage
Ha…Ha…Ha…What about bond-fixing at Salomon or fraud at A.I.G.?
Or those ‘Katrina’ victims left unpaid?
So what if hundreds of millions are squandered
Betting against the U.S. currency
Warren does what’s best for Warren
Yeah 9/11 was tragic the loss of life and all
allowing insurers and airlines and everyone to raise prices
to increase profit isn't that what it's all about?
And now ‘Warren’ tells us accept his ‘metrics’
And ‘It is time to buy!’ Great now that Warren and his ilk
Are the only ones who have any money
And everyone tells Mr. Warren Buffet how brilliant he is
And Warren continues to laugh at us.

Veep JOE BIDEN advises on 'Swine-Flu'...

VEEP comic-fart-sidekick JOE'its-a-hair-implant-not-a-brain-transplant-rhetorical-flourishes-outta-all-my-bungholes'BIDEN gave his advice for dealing with 'SWINE-FLU' the other day --- "Don't take any public conveyances like planes or subways or buses AND if you are doing 'coke-or-blow' with my daughters or other family members - don't use the same used bills to snort and don't sneeze or blow your nose and waste that good coca"!!! Ha. BIDEN what a complete ASSHOLE & FOOL!!!

Friday, May 1, 2009

'Racial Profiling' is OK as long as its for the HIGH COURT!!!

You can't 'RACIAL PROFILE' if you are a traffic policeperson but you should if you are choosing a SUPREME COURT JUSTICE. With the news of Justice DAVID SOUTER's retirement - the rush has begun not to select a qualified jurist - but to make sure she fits the proper boxes/categories of minority/feelings categories. 'She' because according to 'the OBAMA' and his MARXIST/LEFTY DEMBHOLE partisans - the 'COURT' as in all aspects of our society need more minority representation - whether they happen to be qualified at law or not!!! SO DON'T RACIAL PROFILE IF IT IS FOR A 'TRAFFIC VIOLATION' BUT DEFINITELY DO IT TO 'FILL' A VACANCY FOR THE NATION'S HIGHEST COURT!!! Ha.

Why this AUTO BAIL-OUT is a FRAUD!!![reprinted from 12-10-09]

Firstly - $15BILLION-DOLLARS is only a drop in the bucket - the AUTO INDUSTRY will need upwards of $120BILLION-DOLLARS to wriggle out of its dire straits/mismanagement!!! Secondly - why 'help' assholes who will continue to 'run' the AUTO BUSINESS into the ground??? The US CONGRESS COULD NOT EVEN 'RUN'/MANAGE ITS OWN STAFF CAFETERIA!!! NOW THEY ARE EXPERTS IN THE 'AUTO INDUSTRY'???!!! Ha. Thirdly - the UNIONS ie UAW and others are the only ones bailed-out!!! Done by their DUMB-DEMBHOLE buddies like the corrupt scumbag BLAGOJEWICH and retread canadienne cunt and eekonomixs whizz JENNIFER GRANHOLME who helped cause this mess in DETROIT and MICHIGAN!!! TAXPAYERS OPEN YOUR WALLETS/PURSES SO THE 'CORRUPT FOOKERS OF THE UNIONS' CAN INCREASE THEIR GRAFT AND BRIBES!!! The UAW's stance - no pay-cut at "...a date certain" for us so the AUTO INDUSTRY and all the other workers can go FOOK themselves!!! UAW now stands for UNION-of-ASSHOLE-WORKLESS!!! ***TOLD YOU SO ASSHOLE-SHITHEADS!!!***
Posted by Jaimot's Jargon at 7:41 AM

TERRORIST'S flock to ERIC HOLDER'S LAW FIRM!!!

17current detainees of GUANTANAMO are represented by present ATTORNEY-GENERAL ERIC'ise-sold-my-soul-for-Marc-Rich-pardon/promotion'HOLDER's LAW FIRM!!! 17 SCUMBAG TERRORIST'S!!! WHO'S PAYING THEIR BILL??? HOW ARE THEY PAYING THEIR BILLS/COST??? IS THIS NOT A CONFLICT OF INTEREST OF THE ATTORNEY WHO IS 'SUPPOSED' TO REPRESENT THE INTERESTS OF AMERIKANS AND NOT THOSE TRYING TO KILL US/DO US HARM??? This is what happens when you appoint a SCUMBAG DEMBHOLE SHIT to the post of AG!!!

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