Teams to watch in early rounds of NFL PLAY-OFFS...

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS won impressively as did the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES - NYGiants although losing played with mostly reserves the second half. CAROLINA PANTHERS won in the last seconds on a field goal. LET THE PLAY-OFFS BEGIN WITHOUT THE DALLAS COWBOYS. ***DO NOT BE SURPRISED to find the MANNING QB BOYS on opposite sides in the SUPER-BOWL!!! The NYGiants with ELI and COLTS with PEYTON!!! ANOTHER SUPER FIRST!!!***

UAW says 'YES WE CAN' to all of us!!!

At the BLACK LAKES GOLF CLUB & RESORT - the UAW - YES THAT UAW who were just 'BAILED-OUT' in the FAKE AUTO BAIL-OUT SCAM just imposed on the FOOKIN STOOPID AMERIKAN PEOPLE - in ONAWAY, MICHIGAN owns a $6MILLION-DOLLAR GOLF FOOKIN COURSE along with 'private' accommodations which could bring the total worth in the $20MILLION-DOLLAR range!!! Now that's what we call 'sacrifice' eh you UNION MOB SCUM???!!! MAKE THE TAXPAYERS PAY FOR YOUR GOLF COURSE - YOU COQSUCKERS!!! Besides the UAW has reported only losing $23MILLION-DOLLARS+++ this year alone!!! The UNITED-AUTO-WORKERS-UNION doing their 'best' to FOOK US ALL!!! Ha.

What the fook is with PLAXICO BURRESS???

Aside from shooting hisself in the leg - the NYGiants wide-receiver was caught at his TOTOWA, NJ, home with a slew of unregistered weapons. Is PLAXICO a survivalist or just another highly-paid dumb SHIT of an asslete???

Have the NYYankees bought themselves a pennant???

With 'the agreement in principle to a deal' with the switch-hitting first baseman MARK TEIXEIRIA coupled with the earlier signings of C.C. SABATHIA & A.J. BURNETT(and the anticipated resigning of veteran ANDY PETTITE) have the NYYankees staked themselves to another pennant for their new stadium??? TRUE - THEY DO HAVE HOLES AND QUESTIONS WITH THEIR LINE-UP. CATCHING AND THE OUTFIELD POSITIONS. What will the season bring??? Ah BEISBOL always a question of performance and what players will do. [By the way for certain BEISBOL PLAYERS - there is never a 'recession'!!!]

HILLARY forgives 'loan' - where is she gonna reimburse herself from???

HILLARY of the "...asbestos pants-suits" has resolved to 'forgive' herself the $13.2MILLION-DOLLARS for her aborted PREZ CAMPAIGN. The real question is as SECRETARY-of-STATE who will she now hustle for the money as both CLINTON'S - HILLARY & DICKHEAD are very tight with a buck let alone MILLIONS of them??? The UNITED STATES is once again for sale by the CLINTON'S!!! STEP UP IN LINE DON'T BE SHUT OUT AT THE AHEM 'BETTING WINDOWS'!!!

review - FROM DEAD TO WORSE by Charlaine Harris

The 9th novel in the Sookie Stackhouse genre made 'famous' by HBO's serial production TRUEBLOOD - this 359 pp. tome by Ace Books of NY rolls along at a brisk clip with characters such as WERES=werewolves, VAMPIRES warring 'clans' among themselves from places such as Louisianna and Las Vegas, SHAPE-SHIFTERS, FAERIES(no not the kind like REPREHENSIBLE BARNEY FRANK or unctious political pundit in his own mind ANDREW SULLIVAN who if you played with their schmeckles would grace you with globs-n-globs) and other exotic/erotic creatures of which SOOKIE is part herself. This story does not adhere to the HBO version as SOOKIE has taken up with the SHERIFF of area 5, ERIC, and Miss STACKHOUSE does get around. It is also nice to know that 'ELVIS' is still alive and WICCANS and 'magic' still abound in HARRIS' version of the centre of all exotic/erotic weirdness - BON TEMPS LOUISIANNA.

An open-letter to BARACH HUSSEIN OBAMA, President-elect

[Having been informed whether through their own ‘puffery’ or self-idolizations of themselves on their websites being Salon, or Slate, or various other sites on the worldwideweb – that you frequent their rarified sense of place and concerned appointment – this letter of thoughts and suggestions is specifically designed and posted in the hope it gains you some fresh insights and might perhaps inspire fresh contemplations or visions for your administration. Zyskandar A. Jaimot, Orlando, Fl. 32819]

The greatest ‘problem’ facing you among others – is the rampant cost and administration of health care. (25 years ago I sent a 19 page proposal to my then Congressional Representative BARNEY FRANK of MASSACHUSETTES – outlining measures to be taken to ensure the individual state’s response to this crisis. MASSACHUSETTS utilized many of the provisos of this plan – except the payment by all of the citizens earning income to in effect ‘compete’ with ‘private insurers’. As this proposal was made at the start of the ‘internet age’ – i have a copy of the type-script addressing the funding/allocation of individual state’s monies and furthering their own agencies.[i.e., health facilities, military bases, pharmacies, health clinics, etc.] The proposal mandates that ‘coverage’ is defined to the dependent unemancipated unique family members not encompassing membership en toto as most if not all municipal-teachers/police/fire-fighters/public-works employees, as well as city, county, governmental programs do at present. THIS WOULD ELIMINATE IN LARGE PART PEOPLE ‘ACCEPTING/TAKING’ JOBS JUST FOR THE MEDICAL COVERAGE BENEFITS – NOT BECAUSE THEY WERE PROFICIENT OR ACTUALLY ENJOYED ‘WORKING’ IN THE RECQUIRED OCCUPATION. This would also bolster the related tangential health/medical facilities in the individual state’s without further cost to the Federal Government.)
By employing these measures or a variant thereof – basic HEALTH CARE could be allocated to all with corresponding simplicity of using the data base already available. As you have ‘stated’ that HEALTH CARE for unemancipated children is of high concern for your incoming administration – these proposals might prove helpful to that vision. These are also posted in the hopes it may inspire further thought/ideas regarding these issues.

As far as aiding the AUTO INDUSTRY – i probably would be diametrically opposed to your plans/ideas; but what I would like to suggest is reinstating the ‘taxpayer’ write-off of scheduled installment payments as regards AUTO LOANS. This would help/encourage the AUTO INDUSTRY as well as the consumer.

Also in regards to the leasing/buying/selling of real-estate property/homes. Change the ‘tax-laws’ so that owners are not encouraged to keep vacant properties unsold/unleased for tax advantages. Deductions for real-estate should only be allowed
for domiciles of principal residence – and only up to a specified limited value, say of $675,000.00dollars for a single family unit.


The only ‘warning’ i would have for you is that the increase in government visa vis governmental employment is not conducive
to a flourishing or robust economy. Having made these observations/suggestions i wish you + your family and your entire administration the very best with its undertakings during this
Christ’smass and holy season for us all.

BLACK MARXIST named to give poem at OBAMA inaugural!!!

ELIZABETH ALEXANDER was named to give a poem at the OBAMA inauguration. ALEXANDER of RED MARXIST YALE UNIVERSITY in NEW HAVEN who voted for NED LAMONT in the last SENATURDICAL ELECTION of the 'nutcase state' - is perfekt to showcase how OBAMA makes choices based on colour/ethnicity=ALEXANDER is BLACK = ALEXANDER is a woman = ALEXANDER is a radical FEMINIST/COMMUNIST = ALEXANDER is not much of a poet-or a thinker. BUT HEH IT IS SYMBOLISM THAT MATTERS MOST NOT TALENT OR ABILITY IN THE 'NEW' OBAMA ADMINISTRATION - RIGHT???

CAROLINE KENNEDY's platform for SENATURD of NEW YORK!!!

I am a KENNEDY - my shit don't stink!!!
I am a KENNEDY - my cunt don't smell!!!
I am a KENNEDY - we give to charity!!!
I am a KENNEDY - we deserve to rule!!!
I am a KENNEDY - we show pooor people how to be!!!
I am a KENNEDY - take pity on me!!!
DON'T TELL ANYBODY I AM JUST A SCHLOSSBERG AND NOT 'MRS.' KENNEDY!!!

is MARK TEIXEIRA worth all the money???

Arguably TEIXEIRA is an excellent fielding 1st baseman and as a switch-hitter has above average power and can hit for average as well as run the bases. Plus TEIXEIRA is only 28 - just getting into his prime beisbol years. BUT IS HE WORTH MORE THAN 20+MILLION-DOLLARS FOR 8-10 YEARS??? TEXAS where TEIXEIRA played and ATLANTA and for that matter the LA ANGELS - are hitters parks for the most part and are his numbers 'booted' from those locations??? IS TEIXEIRA WORTH 'TOP' ECHELON MONEY??? WE SHALL SEE WHERE MARK TEIXEIRA ENDS-UP AND THEN JUDGE HIS ENSUING YEARS OF PERFORMANCE!!! Where is the 'recession' in BEISBOL salaries???

best 'mystery novel' of the year - EXIT MUSIC!!!

IAN RANKIN's latest Inspector REBUS detective novel - EXIT MUSIC is a great spanking read!!! Set in EDINBURGH there is plenty to 'take-in' as a RUSSIAN poet is murdered and REBUS and his partner the female detective 'SHIV' - unearth the particulars with the backdrop of SCOTTS 'NEW AGE' MUSIC and the ominous figure of REBUS' arch-enemy the criminal 'Big' GER. A GREAT SPARKLING READ FROM A MASTER OF MYSTERY FICTION - REBUS will go down in the annals of detective lore with HERCULE POIROT and MISS MARPLE!!!

the remains are CAYLEE ANTHONY's...

In the bizarre case of CAYLEE ANTHONY supposedly murdered/discarded by her 22-year old mother CASEY; took a new twist this week when a ORANGE FLORIDA COUNTY 'meter reader' ROY KRONK, called 911 and police at least three times this past August - about a bag in the region where CAYLEE's skull + body was found by him this past week. HE AND HIS ATTORNEY STATED THAT HE WAS MERELY A CONCERNED CITIZEN.

CONGRESS gives itself a raise!!!

The UNITED STATES HOUSE of FOOLS headed by REPREHENSIBLE NANCY'sphincter-of-the-House'PELOSI gave itself a $4,700 pay increase, amounting to an additional $2.5 million that taxpayers will spend on congressional bullshyte this year!!! SOME RECESSION - WHOPPEE WE'LL GIVE OURSELVES MORE OF YOUR MONIES!!! CONGRESS the ultimate CRAPSTERS!!!

When will ROBERT REDFORD 'do' some confessing of his own???

The 'morally superior' actor ROBERT REDFORD stated that:" (President) Bush Is ‘Morally Criminal’ And ‘Devious’..." FINE. When will you or your daughter BOB finally 'tell' about the murder/disappearance of her boyfroend so many years ago??? Huh morally superior and judgemental BOB??? TELL US ABOUT HIS MURDER AND HOW YOU 'DITCHED' THE BODY???

Damn 'GLOBAL WARMING' is every-fookn-where!!!

Dec 18, 2008 - LAS VEGAS was hit with a 'rare' snostorm today canceling air flights and snarling traffic downtown!!! DAMN GLOBAL WARMING - where is that AL'the-fat-fuck'GORE spreading cold/snow/sleet wherever he goes???-Ha. SNOW also fell in MALIBU, CALIFORNIA yo AL'ya-fat-fuck' what about it you
'GLOBALLY WARMED' ARSSEHOLE!!!

What President-elect OBAMA's inaugural poem should be!!!

United Flight 403 Paris to Atlanta

On an airplane traveling back to a hyphenated-people
On an airplane traveling back to America
Where dullness is the greatest sin
Where blowing cigarette or cigar smoke was once thought of as a turn-on
We are riding through the clouds
Where it is more important how you identify yourself
Where it is more important to what group you claim to belong
Where it is more important to show you care
Than actually do anything but agree
We are all trying to appear unconcerned blase
All of us even the band 'Olomello Ricks' from Mozambique
It is the lead bassist's name you see
Hoping to become famous and rich in the U.S.A.
All of us even the would be artist from Atlanta
Hoping for neoimpressionist stardom
All of us having a fine time
Wishing we could be rich and famous and transcendentally happy
Showing to everyone how good it is
To be flying to the land of opportunity
And the band begins to beat on their drums
Sticks rap on headrests creating a tempo
Voices sing out the native tribal calls
And the elderly woman sitting alone looks up from her book
And taps her hand on armrests in time
Her teenage granddaughter in orange haltertop and jeans jumps into the aisle
Begins to gyrate and dance to the rhythym
Swinging hips and stillbudding breasts in easy movement
Stewardesses uniformly march down center aisles
Intent on quelling this disturbance
But magically they stop and watch
And begin to join all of us
As more passengers begin to clap
Amid shouts of pure joy escaping tight throats
All of us enjoying the feeling of an end to a journey
All hiding the itsy pangs of unsureness at flight
Not lamenting departing European shores for the New World
Like Ronald Colman in his own 'Lost Horizon'
Finding our own Shangri-La
Approaching a new continent that Columbus supposedly enslaved
Landing in a state where humans were once sold as chattel
Embarking to a nation where pollution blots out sunny L.A.
Traveling to a land that despite its faults offers something more
Pure joy at traveling to a world that may finally acclaim
This artist of portraits from the city of Scarlett's burning
This group of students subsumed in Parisienne sophistication
Able to say that they enjoyed French cuisine and not just onion soup
This grandmother no longer afraid of youth
This group of newage musicians from Mozambique
Coming to seek recognition and riches
All mixed-in with a group of language-inferior-Americans always sounding
Like poor Liza Doolittle trying to pronounce impenetrable
Language of ordering a simple coffee in a Paris cafe
Or asking how to get to the Louvre on the Metro
Or expecting a French taxicabman to speak just a l'il english
The plane now echoing with the beat rocking in the skies
All of us dancing and singing choruses of how glad it is
To be flying toward the idea of America
Flying toward the idea of America
The idea of America.

A canadienne retread CUNT proposed to give 'head' for LABOR!!!

JENNIFER GRANHOLME, the CUNT almost single-handedly responsible for the demise of MICHIGAN and the city of DETROIT - is being proposed by the OBAMA ADMINISTRATION for sum 'LABOR' responsibilities. GRANHOLME will greeduly suck any pussy - prick - or asshole as long as it is certified DEMBHOLE-DOUCHESBAG or UNION!!! GOOD FOOK WITH YOUR EEECHONOMICKS!!!

from Der SPEIGEL dec 17, 2008

PIED PIPER PROPOSAL
Berlin's Poor Should Catch Rats, Says Politician
A Berlin politician has come under fire for suggesting that poor people should be encouraged to catch rats by offering them €1 per dead rodent. The intriguing idea entails some gnawing practical problems and has been called "inhuman and cynical". more...PERHAPS NEW YORK's Governor DAVID PATTERSON and NYC's 'nanny'Mayor RON BLOOMBURG should offer this incentive to NYC residents instead of further crippling them with more + higher taxes??? PLENTY OF 'RATS'IN NYC!!!-Ha.

Can a JEW not 'cheat' a JEW???

In reading/perusing stories about BERNARD MADOFF - the 'NATIONAL ASSHOLE MEDIA' specifically avoided-or-refused to print that many of MADOFF's inestors/suckahs specifically were JEWS like MORTY ZUCKERMAN, ELIE WEISEL, STEVEN SPEILBERG, & other celebs/people-of-wealth of the JEWISH religious denomination!!! The 'insularness' of this group in wishing to 'deal' with their own kind - helped Mr. MADOFF in his monetary 'SCAM' and the erroneous perception that 'Jews are better money handlers than the rest of us' has become ingrained in our psyches since the first times 'Shylock' as character in 'The Merchant of Venice' was brought to the stage by Master Shakespeare. When 'Wall Street' + the JUSDIS DEPARTMENT went after Michael Milken for supposed 'gaming' the system with his 'junk bond schemes' - there was more than a little bitterness by WASP WALL STREET ensuring the comeuppance of Milken in the mid 1990's - the Jew who did the WASP's on the 'Street' one better in arbitraging money!!! The fact of whether or not MADOFF was a 'Jew' should be immaterial - but to many of his fellow 'landesman' it was important that they invest with someone of 'their own'. Such is a sad and in this case form of everyday life. Perhaps we should all read Master Shakespeare's awesome monologue that begins:"Hath a Jew not eyes..." and add a new ending - "Can not a Jew cheat his own?" Or a BLACK or an HISPANIC??? or any other racial or ethnic minority???

What was RAHM EMANUEL doing with ROD BLAGOJEVICH???

It 'appears' that President-elekt OBAMA's surrogate and 'fixer', 'the-foul-mouthed+foul-tempered'RAHM EMANUEL; was intimately involved with ILLINOIS Governor's ROD BLAGOJEVICH's purported sale of the SENATURD seat vacated by Mr. OBAMA on his inception as el Preidente!!! WHAT AXCTUALLY(ebonics spellung) TRANSPIRED??? WHAT ARE ON FED PATTY FITZGERALD's TAPES??? HOW MANY DUMB-DEMBHOLES BESIDES JESSE JACKON Jr. ARE CAUGHT UP IN THIS CORRUPTION/SORDIDNESS??? When will the 'WHITEWASH'(PUNNING RACE REFERENCED USE WAS INTENTIONAL) begin and whom will be extemperaneously exhonerated??? THIS ADMINISTRATION IS OFF TO A 'WHITEWATER' START, EH???

The 'CRIMINALLY INSANE' CASEY ANTHONY of ORLANDO, FL.

CASEY ANTHONY through a series of outright lies, falsehoods, demonstrably proven prevarcations has jerked-around the various legal authorities and perhaps her parents on the disappearance and whereabouts of her daughter CAYLEE for the better part of 6 months or so. A BODY WAS FOUND LESS THAN ONE MILE AWAY FROM THE HOME WHERE CAYLEE lived with CASEY and their parents in ORLANDO today December 11, 2008. The body shows sign of foul play but at this juncture has not been positively identified as the missing 3 year old child. If this is the renains of CAYLEE - CASEY is the most likely culprit and through her previous acts/deceptions will be charged wuth FIRST DEGREE MURDER. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT SHE IS CRIMINALLY INSANE AND DELUSIONAL AND SHOULD BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE FOR HER CRIMES AND INCARCERATED - AND PERHAPS PUT TO DEATH FOR THIS HEINOUS CRIME AND DECEPTION.

What has ILLINOIS Governor ROD BLAGOJEVICH done wrong???

Seriously what has ROD done??? BLAGOJEVICH did not have time to accept bribes as alleged so what has he done??? The very 'wiretaps' conducted by PATTY FUTZGERALD may MAY be in admissable because they go beyond the original scope of the warrants. True BLAGOJEVICH hates 'mother-fookin NIGGERS' but so do many ethnic people of EAST EUROPEAN stock in CHICAGO and the MIDWEST - probably good DEMBHOLES all???!!! But heh that's CHICAGO CORRUPT POLITICS - so BLAGOJEVICH was/is just following the dictates of his CHICAGO SEWER environment. SAY IS THERE ANYWAY WE CAN BLAME THIS ON 'GLOBAL WARMING'???

Is this the "CULTURE-of-CORRUPTION" you meant???

DEMBHOLE REPREHENSIBLE NANCY'sphincter-of-the-House-of-Fools'PELOSI used to drone on and on and on about the "CULTURE-of-CORRUPTION" did she mean DEMBHOLE SCUMHOLE ILLINOIS GOV. ROD BLAGOJEVICH or REPREHENSIBLE DEMBHOLE from HARLEM NYC CHARLES RANGEL or former DEMBHOLE GOV. E - L - I - O - T SPITZ and his tax-paid PROS-tee-TUTEES or DEMBHOLE REPREHENSIBLE since voted-out frum LOUISIANA WILLIAM'cash-in-the-freezer'JEFFERSON or former DEMBHOLE SENATURD and PREZ candidate and VEEP running-mate of SENATURD JOHN'the-Fraud'KERRY the hedge fund consultant JOHN'ise-drilling-Reille-while-my-wifeys-dying-of-cancer-and that-baby-aint-mine'EDWARDS???!!! SOME CAST OF CHARACTERS YOU STOOPID DEMBHOLE CORRUPT CUNT!!!

Why this 'AUTO BAILOUT' is a FRAUD!!!

Firstly - $15BILLION-DOLLARS is only a drop in the bucket - the AUTO INDUSTRY will need upwards of $120BILLION-DOLLARS to wriggle out of its dire straits/mismanagement!!! Secondly - why 'help' assholes who will continue to 'run' the AUTO BUSINESS into the ground??? The US CONGRESS COULD NOT EVEN 'RUN'/MANAGE ITS OWN STAFF CAFETERIA!!! NOW THEY ARE EXPERTS IN THE 'AUTO INDUSTRY'???!!! Ha. Thirdly - the UNIONS ie UAW and others are the only ones bailed-out!!! Done by their DUMB-DEMBHOLE buddies like the corrupt scumbag BLAGOJEWICH and retread canadienne cunt and eekonomixs whizz JENNIFER GRANHOLME who helped cause this mess in DETROIT and MICHIGAN!!! TAXPAYERS OPEN YOUR WALLETS/PURSES SO THE 'CORRUPT FOOKERS OF THE UNIONS' CAN INCREASE THEIR GRAFT AND BRIBES!!! The UAW's stance - no pay-cut at "...a date certain" for us so the AUTO INDUSTRY and all the other workers can go FOOK themselves!!! UAW now stands for UNION-of-ASSHOLE-WORKLESS!!!

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich arrested

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich arrested - DEMBHOLE SCUMBAG BLAGOJEVICH was placed under arrest by FEDS who had wiretapped his phones since last year. AMONG THE ELEMENTS COMING OUT IN THIS FEDERAL INQUIRY WAS BLAGOJEVICH PLANS TO SELL OFF THE SENATURD SEAT OF PRESIDENT-ELEKT OBAMA TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER OF GRAFT AND HIS 'PURGE' OF THE EDITORIAL OFFICES OF THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE WHICH HAS BEEN 'CRITICAL' OF BLAGOJEVICH THE CORRUPT DEMBHOLE SCUMBHOLE GOVERNOR OF ILLINOIS!!! Is this what you meant DEMBHOLE REPREHENSIBLE NANCY'stinker-of-the-House-of-Fools'PELOSI when you keep going on about the 'KULTURE-of-CORRUPTION'??? Ha.

McDONALD's lowers prices = SALES RISE!!!

McDONALD's CORP. lowered prices and amazingly SALES + PROFIT rose!!! SALES rose 7.7% in November [same-store SALES in the US rose 8.9% but were hurt worldwide by the strengthening dollar.] HINT TO OTHER CORPORATE ASSHOLES SUCH AS 'STARBUCKS', 'BURGER-KING', PIZZA JOINTS - LOWER PRICES MEAN BIGGER SALES + PROFITS!!!

this PEARL HARBOR DAY - December 7...

At the Peace Park, Hiroshima

The tilted dome stands
as if it was a silent mirror
While balding grey feathered pigeons hide
among twisted agonized steel
Long naked metal fingers open
trying to grasp the still empty air
Emaciated shadows linger among
ruins of anonymous burial mounds
Murmurs of weeping fountains add background calm
for hours which lay dead in atomic remembrance
Forgotten ashen silences lead way to
miraculously clean lanes swept continuously
But before you, one street segregated by bitter hatreds
A single cement pole inscribed with Korean names
marks slave laborers' forbidden even in death
Proper respect to mingle in the teary Japanese sky.

2008 to be a 'COOL YEAR'... WHAT A SURPRISE - EH??? WHERE IS THAT FOOKIN 'GLOBAL WARMING'???

from the U.K. GUARDIAN DEC., 5, 2008

2008 will be coolest year of the decadeGlobal average for 2008 should come in close to 14.3C, but cooler temperature is not evidence that ...HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

HILLARY might be 'VEEP' yet...

if comik-fart sidekick VEEP-elekt JOE'it-was-a-hair-plug-notz-a-brain-transplant-rhetorikal-florishes-outta-my-bunghole'BIDEN is investigated by the 'here-NO-evul-see-NO-evul' JUSDIS DEPARTMENTS DUMB-DUMB-DUMB-DEMBHOLES who arranged for MARC RICH's pardon and felony flight!!![Duzn't help that JACK QWINN was 'pmimped' to be RICH's attorney by then ASST. AG ERIC HOLDER!!!] MEETINGS are ongoing between 'HAIRPLUG'JOE's peeps and 'evidence about illicit doings/goings-on bewteen SENATURD JOE + his brother + sons. Will President-elekt OBAMA just sweep this under SENATURD 'HAIRPUG'JOE's transplant or will HILLARY wid her amazin "...asbestos pants-suits" be axsked(ebonics spellung) to slide into the VEEP slot aftah aftah they find some 'reason'(medikal probably not mental) for 'HAIRPLUG'JOE to resign in MARCH-APRIL???

Are youse a HOCKEY-PLAYAH or jes sum guy with a 'stiffy'???

The NHL DALLAS STAR'S - SEAN AVERY made sum remarks about his ex-girlfriend the actress ELISHA CUTHBERT "...being sloppy seconds" cuz she was 'doing' sum other NHL'er on CALGARY's FLAMES and NHL commissioner GARY BETTEMAN instantly suspended him for "...inappropiate remarks havung nothing to do with hockey." WHAT THE FOOK IS GOING ON HERE!!! Yes the comment by AVERY was offensive - but do we now have the PC POLICE determining what or what not a stoopid fookn athlete can say??? YOUSE MEANS NO MORE SAYING "...YOU MAMA" IN BASKETBALL. YOUSE MEANS NO MORE SAYING "...YOUSE THROWS LIKE A GURL" - FOR BEISBOL PLAYERS??? Give us a FOOKN BREAK - AVERY is a bigtime NHL PLAYAH - NOT SOME DAISY!!! What the FOOK do they expect fir DUMB-STOOPID-JOCKS to suddenly grow brain-cells instead of jes playin wid der stiffys???